The Sympathy for me Thread

All hail Lord MacPhisto!

All hail Lord MacPhisto!

There is, quite literally, a special place in hell, reserved for you

Do you have (like our global warming) a hell warming?

Do you have (like our global warming) a hell warming?

No. But we do have an environmental issue. The climate in hell is regulated by burning the feces of the dead to a temperature that is tolerable for my legions of servants but which causes first degreee burns to my residents. Lately, however, as old white people die off, we are seeing an uptick in political views that are completely full of shit. As we burn it off, it creates a toxic smell that my demons find most foul.

The shite is deep even in Hell?

I’m baaaaaaccckkkk...


I’ve been away for a while, or should I say I’ve been on a business trip of sorts.

You’ll thank me later, but should you wish to praise me now it’s acceptable.

Really a trade war with Canada?  I’m sure you never though Cheeto would go for it, does he even surprise the devil?

I’m baaaaaaccckkkk...


I’ve been away for a while, or should I say I’ve been on a business trip of sorts.

You’ll thank me later, but should you wish to praise me now it’s acceptable.

Pleased to meet you

Quote from: EvilBono on June 01, 2018, 10:45:00 AM

I’m baaaaaaccckkkk...


I’ve been away for a while, or should I say I’ve been on a business trip of sorts.

You’ll thank me later, but should you wish to praise me now it’s acceptable.

Pleased to meet you

I know I should say “I hope you guess my name”, but I find names human and limiting, and I have used so many over the millennia.

Do you travel back and forth to hell in a handbasket? Or is it more like a bath tub?  Or a poof type deal.  Is that sink hole at the White House your portal?

Just wondering

Do you travel back and forth to hell in a handbasket? Or is it more like a bath tub?  Or a poof type deal.  Is that sink hole at the White House your portal?

Just wondering

Oh shit. I forgot to close the door on the way down. Yes, it’s one of them. I do apologize for the door to hell. That was an accident.

As for the hand basket, no. It’s more like a non-material equivalent of an Einstein-Rosen bridge.

Well, you’ve been busy...

https://globalnews.ca/news/4395114/satanic-temple-baphomet-ten-commandments/

What do you go as for Halloween when others are dressing as you?

Has to be a delema for you

What do you go as for Halloween when others are dressing as you?

Has to be a delema for you

I bet he wears Prada

Quote from: JTNash on October 15, 2018, 10:44:23 PM

What do you go as for Halloween when others are dressing as you?

Has to be a delema for you

I bet he wears Prada

ah good one or a blue dress?