I have entered the mortal souls of some sycophantic Rolling Stone reporters in order to coerce them into cornering Edge and Adam into bringing me back on the next tour.
I have so much to tell you, but all in good time. For the moment, I am focused on causing Mayhem in America in November. Once that is over, I am going to reinhabit the increasingly mortal soul of a certain height-challenged pop-star in platform shoes.
You're welcome.