The confessional booth

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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #645 on: October 24, 2021, 08:30:27 PM »
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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #646 on: January 03, 2022, 03:28:53 AM »
Sometimes I listen to the Sing 2 song but only the intro. I act like I don't know what's going to happen and start to get excited.

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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #647 on: January 04, 2022, 09:42:15 PM »
Sometimes I listen to the Sing 2 song but only the intro. I act like I don't know what's going to happen and start to get excited.

hmmm.....this is a tricky one. I can't just forgive this sin, because you haven't performed an act of contrition. I suggest the VMA music awards performance of Please. Now what should happen is that about half way through the second verse, the effortlessness of Bono's vocal performance becomes overwhelming, a spiritual experience leading to conversion and contrition. Now at this point, it's proper to return to the booth and demonstrate contrition with a gesture of conversion. Then your sins will be forgiven.
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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #648 on: July 31, 2025, 03:10:14 PM »
OK, since we've had a couple of confessions here I thought I'd bring this back and make it sticky.

Confess your U2-related sins and the priests of TalkU2 (any regulars) can offer you penitence, as long as you perform an act of contrition.

Certain things (EG liking Sing 2) have to go to the Bishop (Father Jack). Such sins are above the station of an average priest.

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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #649 on: July 31, 2025, 03:29:44 PM »
OK, since we've had a couple of confessions here I thought I'd bring this back and make it sticky.

Confess your U2-related sins and the priests of TalkU2 (any regulars) can offer you penitence, as long as you perform an act of contrition.

Certain things (EG liking Sing 2) have to go to the Bishop (Father Jack). Such sins are above the station of an average priest.

I don’t even think the Pope could help with that one!
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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #650 on: July 31, 2025, 03:36:59 PM »
OK, since we've had a couple of confessions here I thought I'd bring this back and make it sticky.

Confess your U2-related sins and the priests of TalkU2 (any regulars) can offer you penitence, as long as you perform an act of contrition.

Certain things (EG liking Sing 2) have to go to the Bishop (Father Jack). Such sins are above the station of an average priest.

I don’t even think the Pope could help with that one!

The last pope might have let you get away with it.
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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #651 on: August 03, 2025, 08:03:39 AM »
Ok Ive got one.

Bless me father for I have sinned. I have listened to WAR on an airplane and ….. I skipped the refugee …….


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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #652 on: August 03, 2025, 09:31:24 AM »
Ok Ive got one.

Bless me father for I have sinned. I have listened to WAR on an airplane and ….. I skipped the refugee …….


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Not a huge sin, Code.

Carry on.

(I’ve done the same on occasion)
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