OK, since we've had a couple of confessions here I thought I'd bring this back and make it sticky.
Confess your U2-related sins and the priests of TalkU2 (any regulars) can offer you penitence, as long as you perform an act of contrition.
Certain things (EG liking Sing 2) have to go to the Bishop (Father Jack). Such sins are above the station of an average priest.