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The confessional booth

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The confessional booth
« on: October 19, 2017, 09:12:59 PM »


The holy father is in. He will now hear your U2 sins, and will offer penance
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2017, 09:14:59 PM »
do we confess here or in pm?
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2017, 09:16:37 PM »
Thought I’d create this thread to offer people the chance to confess their U2 related sins and receive penance from the forum. Spent $500 on a ticket? Listen to Desire until you discover the value of money! Like Crazy tonight? Your penance is to be forced to listen to jay-z trying to sing Sunday, Bloody Sunday until you realize that’s what it’s like when U2 tries to rap! Like ATYCLB? You are sentenced to death by hanging!


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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2017, 09:18:01 PM »
Quote from: AmericanDream on October 19, 2017, 09:14:59 PM
do we confess here or in pm?

Confess in public - and for not understanding the rules, two decades of the rosary
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AmericanDream

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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2017, 09:23:33 PM »
two decades where are we, atu2??
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2017, 09:26:01 PM »
Quote from: AmericanDream on October 19, 2017, 09:23:33 PM
two decades where are we, atu2??
Snarkiness - three decades - and now you have to listen to the entire score to Spider-Man turn off the dark!
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2017, 10:32:05 PM »
Dear Father, "Wake Up Dead Man" is garbage


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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2017, 10:40:45 PM »
Quote from: Zeropartii on October 19, 2017, 10:32:05 PM
Dear Father, "Wake Up Dead Man" is garbage


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That's totally f$@ked up.

Three Hail Marys! And listen to the live edition from from slane over and over until you wake up!
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2017, 11:17:40 PM »
Dear Father, "A Man and A Woman" is the 2nd best track on HTDAAB


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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2017, 11:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Zeropartii on October 19, 2017, 11:17:40 PM
Dear Father, "A Man and A Woman" is the 2nd best track on HTDAAB


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It's not a sin to see a pile of trash and admit that one piece of that trash - say a discarded candy wrapper - is less revolting than another - say a used diaper. As long as you recognize that it is, in fact, all trash.

Ask yourself the honest question "is it all trash?" - and if you know in your heart that it is, then you have not sinned. If not, two Hail Marys .....
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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2017, 12:47:22 AM »
Quote from: Codeguy on October 19, 2017, 11:50:17 PM
Quote from: Zeropartii on October 19, 2017, 11:17:40 PM
Dear Father, "A Man and A Woman" is the 2nd best track on HTDAAB


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It's not a sin to see a pile of trash and admit that one piece of that trash - say a discarded candy wrapper - is less revolting than another - say a used diaper. As long as you recognize that it is, in fact, all trash.

Ask yourself the honest question "is it all trash?" - and if you know in your heart that it is, then you have not sinned. If not, two Hail Marys .....

Lmao.  That whole album is a derailed train carrying tanks of feces.  Minus Vertigo, Amaaw


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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2017, 01:21:29 AM »
i paid for a ticket to JT30 tour in seattle and never went...
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2017, 01:53:07 AM »
Dear Father, "The Unforgettable Fire" does not belong on the Best Of: 1980-90


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Re: The confessional booth
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2017, 03:18:49 AM »
As a priest I am free of sin.
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2017, 03:39:01 AM »
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