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Best chat up lines

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walktothewater

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Best chat up lines
« on: December 30, 2024, 04:53:02 PM »
Get up.

Take your clothes off.

Lie down.

Shut up.
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an tha

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Re: Best chat up lines
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2024, 05:25:35 PM »
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue.
I've got a gun
Get in the van
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Re: Best chat up lines
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2024, 01:40:20 PM »
Quote from: an tha on December 30, 2024, 05:25:35 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue.
I've got a gun
Get in the van

Nice.

I've tried: "Hi, I'm a man from Nantucket"

I let the girl fill in the next line.
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an tha

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Re: Best chat up lines
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2024, 06:11:55 PM »
Quote from: Codeguy on December 31, 2024, 01:40:20 PM
Quote from: an tha on December 30, 2024, 05:25:35 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue.
I've got a gun
Get in the van

Nice.

I've tried: "Hi, I'm a man from Nantucket"

I let the girl fill in the next line.

You smooth talking bastard you!
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