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The Edges Cat

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Drummer Jokes
« on: November 28, 2017, 03:07:38 AM »
Any drummers in the forum?

A drummer, after being told drums aren't a musical instrument and he can't play anything else, decides to prove them wrong. So he goes to the local music store, strides in, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The music store dude replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2017, 03:19:53 AM »
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?...

A drummer!


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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2017, 09:30:46 AM »
I'm a drummer and I think drummer jokes are hilarious. My Sunday school class was actually tossing them out a couple weeks ago, so clearly it's a popular subject. ;D

How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay them for the pizza.

What did the drummer say right before the band broke up? "Hey, let's try one of my songs!"
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2017, 11:02:02 AM »
What did the drummer say to the band leader?

"Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2017, 01:17:10 PM »
How can you tell if a drummer's kit isn't set on an even level?
Drool will start to come out of the corner of his mouth

I was the AD on a video shoot for the Australian band COG and this was the joke the singer told.
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2017, 02:09:46 PM »
Quote from: an tha on November 28, 2017, 03:19:53 AM
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?...

A drummer!

That's the only drummer joke that I know (until now)
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2017, 10:13:52 PM »
Quote from: Shank Asu on November 28, 2017, 01:17:10 PM
How can you tell if a drummer's kit isn't set on an even level?
Drool will start to come out of the corner of his mouth

I was the AD on a video shoot for the Australian band COG and this was the joke the singer told.

Damn it, you stole mine!
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2017, 10:57:27 AM »
Quote from: MonicaLea on November 28, 2017, 10:13:52 PM
Quote from: Shank Asu on November 28, 2017, 01:17:10 PM
How can you tell if a drummer's kit isn't set on an even level?
Drool will start to come out of the corner of his mouth

I was the AD on a video shoot for the Australian band COG and this was the joke the singer told.

Damn it, you stole mine!

And mine!! #Grrrrrrr
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2017, 11:43:22 AM »
How do you play in time? By ignoring the drummer.
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2017, 02:49:07 PM »
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5. 1 to screw in the bulb and four to stand around talking about how much better Bonham or Peart could have done it


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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2017, 04:42:05 PM »
Quote from: Codeguy on November 30, 2017, 02:49:07 PM
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5. 1 to screw in the bulb and four to stand around talking about how much better Bonham or Peart could have done it


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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2017, 04:23:12 PM »
What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise?


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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2017, 04:24:53 PM »
What does a drum solo and premature ejaculation have in common?

You know it’s coming but you can’t stop it!


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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2017, 07:13:08 PM »
Drummer here. Enjoying this thread.
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Re: Drummer Jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2017, 02:08:53 AM »
How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
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