“The 4’6 cock”? WTF??
"fuck-witted knob-yanker"
correction: 'complete and utter fuck-witted knob-yanker'

Ah yes, indeed, well, I was toning it down, for the benefit of posters who think the Bono stuff is offensive.
It's actually mild by their standards, you should see some of the stuff they've printed about other celebs.