Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono

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"There's nothing wrong with U2. As far as I'm concerned, I've stolen from Larry Mullen's career for years. Without Larry, I wouldn't be able to stomp and sing, it'd be difficult. I mean I owe debts to the Bhundu Boys, Larry Mullen, Stewart Copeland. They're good players, and they're great songwriters" - Gary "Reni" Wren, drummer, The Stone Roses reunion press conference, 18/10/2011

"I'd just like to put on record that that's bobbins" - Ian Brown, singer, ditto

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Re: Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2025, 03:11:29 PM »
“The 4’6 cock”?  WTF??
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Re: Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2025, 03:21:47 PM »
'Pint-size pop twat Bono'  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2025, 04:55:09 PM »
The pint-sized pop poltroon paddy Bono.
"There's nothing wrong with U2. As far as I'm concerned, I've stolen from Larry Mullen's career for years. Without Larry, I wouldn't be able to stomp and sing, it'd be difficult. I mean I owe debts to the Bhundu Boys, Larry Mullen, Stewart Copeland. They're good players, and they're great songwriters" - Gary "Reni" Wren, drummer, The Stone Roses reunion press conference, 18/10/2011

"I'd just like to put on record that that's bobbins" - Ian Brown, singer, ditto

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Re: Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2025, 04:56:16 PM »
“The 4’6 cock”?  WTF??

"fuck-witted knob-yanker"
"There's nothing wrong with U2. As far as I'm concerned, I've stolen from Larry Mullen's career for years. Without Larry, I wouldn't be able to stomp and sing, it'd be difficult. I mean I owe debts to the Bhundu Boys, Larry Mullen, Stewart Copeland. They're good players, and they're great songwriters" - Gary "Reni" Wren, drummer, The Stone Roses reunion press conference, 18/10/2011

"I'd just like to put on record that that's bobbins" - Ian Brown, singer, ditto

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Re: Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2025, 04:57:30 PM »
"sunglasses-in-the-house wearing arsehole"
"There's nothing wrong with U2. As far as I'm concerned, I've stolen from Larry Mullen's career for years. Without Larry, I wouldn't be able to stomp and sing, it'd be difficult. I mean I owe debts to the Bhundu Boys, Larry Mullen, Stewart Copeland. They're good players, and they're great songwriters" - Gary "Reni" Wren, drummer, The Stone Roses reunion press conference, 18/10/2011

"I'd just like to put on record that that's bobbins" - Ian Brown, singer, ditto

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Re: Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2025, 05:45:07 PM »
In his defense we switched to LED bulbs years ago. 
“I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing" John 15:5

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Re: Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2025, 05:58:42 PM »
“The 4’6 cock”?  WTF??

"fuck-witted knob-yanker"

correction: 'complete and utter fuck-witted knob-yanker'  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Shock as U2 star declares allegiance..."I'm with the apes", says Bono
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2025, 06:14:10 PM »
“The 4’6 cock”?  WTF??

"fuck-witted knob-yanker"

correction: 'complete and utter fuck-witted knob-yanker'  ;D ;D ;D

Ah yes, indeed, well, I was toning it down, for the benefit of posters who think the Bono stuff is offensive.

It's actually mild by their standards, you should see some of the stuff they've printed about other celebs.
"There's nothing wrong with U2. As far as I'm concerned, I've stolen from Larry Mullen's career for years. Without Larry, I wouldn't be able to stomp and sing, it'd be difficult. I mean I owe debts to the Bhundu Boys, Larry Mullen, Stewart Copeland. They're good players, and they're great songwriters" - Gary "Reni" Wren, drummer, The Stone Roses reunion press conference, 18/10/2011

"I'd just like to put on record that that's bobbins" - Ian Brown, singer, ditto

https://www.lauralynn.ie/