Describe a song badly.

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laoghaire

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Describe a song badly.
« on: September 23, 2024, 11:38:46 AM »
I’ll go first.

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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2024, 04:47:56 PM »
this is way above my pay grade.

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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2024, 05:00:01 PM »
I’ll go first.

Spouse’s extensive wish list includes jewelry, a Non Disclosure Agreement, and a completed yet profoundly unpopular Department of Transportation project.

All I Want is You

You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
You say you want
Your story to remain untold

But all the promises we make
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you

You say you'll give me
A highway with no one on it
Treasure just to look upon it
All the riches in the night


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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2024, 06:26:09 PM »
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laoghaire

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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2024, 06:53:31 PM »
Sigh.

Martin, correct as usual.

Though I guess I forgot that particular line was “you’ll give me” instead of “you want.”

I’ll try again for our no doubt inebriated friends.



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Re: Describe a song badly.
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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2024, 07:22:19 PM »
Sigh.

Martin, correct as usual.

Though I guess I forgot that particular line was “you’ll give me” instead of “you want.”

I’ll try again for our no doubt inebriated friends.



Man struggles to find hotel vacancy, a navigable lane of traffic, or a pal.

Funny, as I’m usually the DUI guy.

Anyways, this one’s pretty easy

The heart is a bloom, shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room, no space to rent in this town
You're out of luck, and the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck, and you're not moving anywhere
You thought you'd found a friend to take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand in return for grace
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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2024, 07:45:41 PM »
Sigh.

Martin, correct as usual.

Though I guess I forgot that particular line was “you’ll give me” instead of “you want.”

I’ll try again for our no doubt inebriated friends.



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laoghaire

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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2024, 07:55:14 PM »
Here lies Sly Danner.
Fun was never had by he.
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laoghaire

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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2024, 07:56:34 PM »
Martin, perhaps you can poorly describe a song in a way that will be more accessible and engaging.
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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2024, 07:59:56 PM »
Here lies Sly Danner.
Fun was never had by he.

That's not fair.  I am very - VERY - fun.

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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2024, 08:15:01 PM »
Martin, perhaps you can poorly describe a song in a way that will be more accessible and engaging.

I’ll try later. Have to think about it.
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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2024, 08:33:13 PM »
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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2024, 08:51:31 PM »
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Re: Describe a song badly.
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2024, 10:56:03 PM »
A couple on vacation. They’re a bit lost, as to where to go, what to do. The weather ain’t helping either.
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