MOVED: Larry Lovebucket detained by riot police for impersonating Big Willy

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Wonka and the alleged intrusion into the infamous Chocolate Factory.

At a bizarre presser before his hearing,  a shackled and defiant Lovebucket responded to a reporter questioning his charges with "I DISAGREE!"

And then he went on a trademark rant about famous Irish band Passengers' alarm at the end of 1993 album Zooropa being "the absolute worst song on the album."  After that he was dragged into court by the riot police to face trial for his charges.

After being found guilty by a jury made up entirely of Oompa Loompas,  Judge Augustus Gloop sentences Larry Lovebucket to a certain doom in the great chocolate river.

Larry's last words before being delivered to the Oompa Loompas;

MAKE ME STICKY, MARTIN!



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Sounds about right. Was Duran Duran being played while all this was going down?
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I heard there was a secret admission of being a Van Halen fan, but desperately afraid of being outed.

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I heard there was a secret admission of being a Van Halen fan, but desperately afraid of being outed.


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No, Larry just needed to go shopping for a new shirt.

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This isn't a LL thread unless LL posts in it....
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man

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My parents were very happy when I brought this man home.
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Really digging Zooropa's new album, 'U2'.
The funhouse boy will steal your heart away

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Lovebucket’s last login in the forum was May 10th, the exact day I arrived in England.

Draw your own conclusions….
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Lovebucket’s last login in the forum was May 10th, the exact day I arrived in England.

Draw your own conclusions….
Also Bono’s birthday. Draw your own conclusions.

It’s possible someone gifted Bono with Lovebucket’s head ?

I don’t see any other credible explanation.
A dangerous idea that almost makes sense...

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Lovebucket released from the great chocolate river after alleged wild orgies with the Oompa Loompas