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Bono's latest anal effulgence

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Bono's latest anal effulgence
« on: May 13, 2024, 04:02:07 PM »
https://www.nme.com/news/music/u2s-bono-coldplay-are-not-a-rock-band-i-hope-thats-obvious-3755717

Such terrible nonsense. Coldplay are a terrible, terrible band. The worst band ever. I hate Coldplay more than any band that has ever existed- including fictional bands.

Not only has Bono lost his mind - he has also lost his soul.


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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2024, 04:07:24 PM »
Coldplay are a punk band.

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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2024, 04:10:49 PM »
Don't mind Coldplay.  Not anything I listen to a lot but they've got a handful of good tunes.
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2024, 04:30:52 PM »
I can see dozens of reasons to be outraged. This isn’t one of them.
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2024, 05:45:27 PM »
He’s right. They aren’t a rock band.
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2024, 06:38:05 PM »
exactly what are the 'rock rules' Mr. B speaks of?  and what judgement of Coldplay is he referring to?
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2024, 07:07:10 PM »
Fans are still uncertain as to the band’s future after Chris Martin previously revealed that he is a furry.
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2024, 07:09:20 PM »
Whatever music Coldplay are doing these days, they’re pretty good at it.

I don’t care much for their most recent stuff, but there’s a global audience who seem to enjoy it greatly.
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2024, 07:41:12 PM »
I would rather be eaten by a shark than listen to another Coldplay song
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2024, 07:54:01 PM »
Quote from: Amor fati on May 13, 2024, 07:41:12 PM
I would rather be eaten by a shark than listen to another Coldplay song

Are we talking Great White or a Nurse Shark?
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2024, 08:03:13 PM »
Quote from: So Cruel on May 13, 2024, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Amor fati on May 13, 2024, 07:41:12 PM
I would rather be eaten by a shark than listen to another Coldplay song

Are we talking Great White or a Nurse Shark?

Haha.  I suppose the nurse shark  :D
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2024, 05:03:09 AM »
He formulates it in an annoying way but I also think he is correct.

U2 fans should appreciate Coldplay: They are the only (?) band who has taken a worse turn in their music after 2002 compared to before.
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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2024, 06:03:39 AM »
Quote from: Melon on May 14, 2024, 05:03:09 AM
He formulates it in an annoying way but I also think he is correct.

U2 fans should appreciate Coldplay: They are the only (?) band who has taken a worse turn in their music after 2002 compared to before.
Muse globally followed the same path.
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2024, 09:04:49 AM »
I can still remember when both Coldplay and Muse were the new Radiohead (albeit not at the same time).  It's funny the way things turn out.  It's fucking hilarious.

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Re: Bono's latest anal effulgence
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2024, 09:26:57 AM »
Quote from: Rupert Pupkin on May 14, 2024, 09:04:49 AM
I can still remember when both Coldplay and Muse were the new Radiohead (albeit not at the same time).  It's funny the way things turn out.  It's fucking hilarious.
I don’t think they were ever. Coldplay was the new U2 at a time and Muse basically the new Queen.

In their defense they all turned out to be very successful.
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