I've just checked the calendar, and apparently it's not my birthday after all.
Mea culpa. Unfortunately, in spite of it not being my birthday, I managed to celebrate my birthday and pissed off loads of folk, to whom I behaved in a fashion that my lawyers describe as "wrong, inappropriate", "not the right thing to do", "overly exuberant, given the cirumstances" and other such words.
So, happy unbirthday to me.