its my birthday "walktothewater day"

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its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« on: April 08, 2024, 03:35:07 PM »
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
i'm estranged from my family
thankfully
happy birthday to me

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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2024, 03:37:39 PM »
i've been up for less than an hour and i have already pissed loads of people off and am weighing up whether to apologise for my actions and behaviour. i will probably apologise for my actions and behaviour.

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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2024, 03:48:01 PM »



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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2024, 03:53:34 PM »
I've just checked the calendar, and apparently it's not my birthday after all.

Mea culpa. Unfortunately, in spite of it not being my birthday, I managed to celebrate my birthday and pissed off loads of folk, to whom I behaved in a fashion that my lawyers describe as "wrong, inappropriate", "not the right thing to do", "overly exuberant, given the cirumstances" and other such words.

So, happy unbirthday to me. 

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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2024, 04:15:40 PM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2024, 07:59:10 PM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

Pretty much. I think we got to limit the batshit crazy threads to Rupert.
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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2024, 08:38:59 PM »
this is fabulous
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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2024, 12:18:56 AM »
thinking of you, walktothewater, hope you are ok


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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2024, 12:33:14 AM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

Pretty much. I think we got to limit the batshit crazy threads to Rupert.

Feels like we’ve had an influx of batshit crazy lately.  Wondering if these are more duplicate accounts or refugees from the other cesspool forum or something else.

Mods hopefully will sort it out.  This new account in particular is a joke.

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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2024, 01:01:14 AM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

Pretty much. I think we got to limit the batshit crazy threads to Rupert.

Feels like we’ve had an influx of batshit crazy lately.  Wondering if these are more duplicate accounts or refugees from the other cesspool forum or something else.

Mods hopefully will sort it out.  This new account in particular is a joke.

Batshit crazy is a staple around here:

Zero and his conspiraloon theories.
The One Who Shall Not Be Named on Bomb.
Larry and his obsession with Duran Duran.
TD and his absolute devotion to Manchester clubs.
Yours truly and that OCD with U2 remixes.

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« Last Edit: April 11, 2024, 05:47:36 PM by MPare1966 »
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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2024, 01:03:18 AM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

Pretty much. I think we got to limit the batshit crazy threads to Rupert.

Feels like we’ve had an influx of batshit crazy lately.  Wondering if these are more duplicate accounts or refugees from the other cesspool forum or something else.

Mods hopefully will sort it out.  This new account in particular is a joke.

Batshit crazy is a staple around here:

Zero and his conspiraloon theories.
The One Who Shall Not Be Named on Bomb.
Larry and his obsession with Duran Duran.
TD and his absolute devotion to Manchester clubs.
Yours truly and that OCD with U2 remixes.

Want more?

There’s a difference between nuts and batshit crazy
« Last Edit: April 11, 2024, 09:07:13 PM by MPare1966 »
Talk U2 2023 Awards

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WINNER - THE DAVID LEE ROTH BEST USE OF A MEME/GIF AWARD

WINNER - GOLD MEDAL 2024 OLYMPIC POST. MPARE SILVER.

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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2024, 01:18:50 AM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

Pretty much. I think we got to limit the batshit crazy threads to Rupert.

Feels like we’ve had an influx of batshit crazy lately.  Wondering if these are more duplicate accounts or refugees from the other cesspool forum or something else.

Mods hopefully will sort it out.  This new account in particular is a joke.

Batshit crazy is a staple around here:

Zero and his conspiraloon theories.
The One Who Shall Not Be Named on Bomb.
Larry and his obsession with Duran Duran.
TD and his absolute devotion to Manchester clubs.
Yours truly and that OCD with U2 remixes.

Want more?

There’s a difference between nuts and batshit crazy

Very subjective
« Last Edit: April 11, 2024, 09:07:35 PM by MPare1966 »
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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2024, 02:40:12 AM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

Pretty much. I think we got to limit the batshit crazy threads to Rupert.

Feels like we’ve had an influx of batshit crazy lately.  Wondering if these are more duplicate accounts or refugees from the other cesspool forum or something else.

Mods hopefully will sort it out.  This new account in particular is a joke.

Batshit crazy is a staple around here:

Zero and his conspiraloon theories.
The One Who Shall Not Be Named on Bomb.
Larry and his obsession with Duran Duran.
TD and his absolute devotion to Manchester clubs.
Yours truly and that OCD with U2 remixes.

Want more?

There’s a difference between nuts and batshit crazy

Very subjective

Yes but the accounts deserve scrutiny.  If you guys can’t handle it then deputize others to do it.

Seriously.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2024, 09:07:54 PM by MPare1966 »

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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2024, 07:23:23 AM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

Pretty much. I think we got to limit the batshit crazy threads to Rupert.

Feels like we’ve had an influx of batshit crazy lately.  Wondering if these are more duplicate accounts or refugees from the other cesspool forum or something else.

Mods hopefully will sort it out.  This new account in particular is a joke.

Batshit crazy is a staple around here:

Zero and his conspiraloon theories.
The One Who Shall Not Be Named on Bomb.
Larry and his obsession with Duran Duran.
TD and his absolute devotion to Manchester clubs.
Yours truly and that OCD with U2 remixes.

Want more?

There’s a difference between nuts and batshit crazy

Very subjective

Yes but the accounts deserve scrutiny.  If you guys can’t handle it then deputize others to do it.

Seriously.

I’ve been banning people daily since January. Spammers of all sorts, mainly of Russian origin.

But as for legit members in here, we will not start to moderate the content they post and decide what’s good, what’s bad, what’s non-sense, what’s boring, whatever. It is simply not in the house rules. And has been since Day 1. We only ask that people treat each other with respect.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2024, 09:08:11 PM by MPare1966 »
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Re: its my birthday "walktothewater day"
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2024, 07:58:01 AM »
now we know why you are estranged from your family.

Pretty much. I think we got to limit the batshit crazy threads to Rupert.

Feels like we’ve had an influx of batshit crazy lately.  Wondering if these are more duplicate accounts or refugees from the other cesspool forum or something else.

Mods hopefully will sort it out.  This new account in particular is a joke.

Batshit crazy is a staple around here:

Zero and his conspiraloon theories.
The One Who Shall Not Be Named on Bomb.
Larry and his obsession with Duran Duran.
TD and his absolute devotion to Manchester clubs.
Yours truly and that OCD with U2 remixes.

Want more?

There’s a difference between nuts and batshit crazy

Very subjective

Yes but the accounts deserve scrutiny.  If you guys can’t handle it then deputize others to do it.

Seriously.

I’ve been banning people daily since January. Spammers of all sorts, mainly of Russian origin.

But as for legit members in here, we will not start to moderate the content they post and decide what’s good, what’s bad, what’s non-sense, what’s boring, whatever. It is simply not in the house rules. And has been since Day 1. We only ask that people treat each other with respect.

Threads like this should not be in the category "General U2 talk" though? A mod could just move it to "Chat & Fun" or whatever. I do find the nonsense threads funny to an extent but an unmoderated forum has never been a good idea in the history of humanity.
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