"Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song

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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2024, 07:28:18 AM »
The world is not waiting for a new U2 album, there are no reverse gears on this tank, getting back to the heart, but also taking it to the street.  Are we the greatest band in the world?  Who can say?  But yes, we are.

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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2024, 07:31:28 AM »
If U2 fans, such as the ones on this forum, have stopped giving a toss, then I think it's safe to say the world doesn't give a toss whether or not there's a new U2 album.  I predict a new album within ten years of the last one.
 
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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2024, 07:39:19 AM »
U2's own fans openly mock them, and nobody under 35 has even heard of them (which is some accomplishment).  I predict a hit!
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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2024, 10:14:07 AM »
I believe the Doctor has ordered an autopsy. 



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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2024, 12:13:37 PM »
I am actually hoping they never release another album ever, and never tour again.  Just go away.

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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2024, 12:17:23 PM »
I am actually hoping they never release another album ever, and never tour again.  Just go away.

I will be first in line if they ever do a POP reissue and would eagerly spring for the most expensive version with all of the bullshit included,  should they ever do such a thing.  Most likely this will not every happen though. 



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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2024, 12:22:29 PM »
This could be the weirdest U2 related news Iíve ever read.
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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2024, 01:35:32 PM »
Ok so being an F1 fan, I believe I know the origin of this.  One bizarre AI-written article by a trash online tabloid had this weird paragraph in it talking about this.  Itís one of the funniest things I have ever read.



Apparently the clickbait industrial complex has picked up on it.  Iíll eat my hair if itís true.

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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2024, 01:37:51 PM »
Ok so being an F1 fan, I believe I know the origin of this.  One bizarre AI-written article by a trash online tabloid had this weird paragraph in it talking about this.  Itís one of the funniest things I have ever read.



Apparently the clickbait industrial complex has picked up on it.  Iíll eat my hair if itís true.

Totally sounds like an Aprilís Fools
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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2024, 03:29:30 PM »
Yeah, this is not a real thing.

Source: The two brain cells I devoted to analyzing this.

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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2024, 04:42:45 PM »
What if Iím horny and a Christian?
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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2024, 05:02:36 PM »
What if Iím horny and a Christian?

Have an IPA that should take care of the first part 



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Re: "Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2024, 05:18:21 PM »
U2 really are worlds more important than the pop pomerances of the Spice Girls

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