"Don't Be Ho*ny, Be A Christian" - U2's Rumored Upcoming New Song

Could this be the direction of a new album?

https://www.gpblog.com/en/news/264375/remarkable-rumour-u2-song-could-be-a-reason-for-horner-s-resignation.html
https://thesportsrush.com/f1-news-rumor-dont-be-horny-be-a-christian-u2-releasing-song-against-horner-could-force-red-bull-to-sack-him/
https://www.yardbarker.com/formula_one/articles/red_bull_reportedly_set_to_sack_christian_horner_before_the_australian_gp/s1_17325_40088440

Bono said he knows the world is not waiting on a new U2 album.  So perhaps catchy titles like "Don't Be Horny, Be A Christian" are what the doctor ordered.

Cheers,

J

The world is not waiting for a new U2 album, there are no reverse gears on this tank, getting back to the heart, but also taking it to the street.  Are we the greatest band in the world?  Who can say?  But yes, we are.

- Bono

If U2 fans, such as the ones on this forum, have stopped giving a toss, then I think it's safe to say the world doesn't give a toss whether or not there's a new U2 album.  I predict a new album within ten years of the last one.
 

U2's own fans openly mock them, and nobody under 35 has even heard of them (which is some accomplishment).  I predict a hit!

I believe the Doctor has ordered an autopsy. 

I am actually hoping they never release another album ever, and never tour again.  Just go away.

I am actually hoping they never release another album ever, and never tour again.  Just go away.

I will be first in line if they ever do a POP reissue and would eagerly spring for the most expensive version with all of the bullshit included,  should they ever do such a thing.  Most likely this will not every happen though. 

This could be the weirdest U2 related news I’ve ever read.

Ok so being an F1 fan, I believe I know the origin of this.  One bizarre AI-written article by a trash online tabloid had this weird paragraph in it talking about this.  It’s one of the funniest things I have ever read.



Apparently the clickbait industrial complex has picked up on it.  I’ll eat my hair if it’s true.

Ok so being an F1 fan, I believe I know the origin of this.  One bizarre AI-written article by a trash online tabloid had this weird paragraph in it talking about this.  It’s one of the funniest things I have ever read.



Apparently the clickbait industrial complex has picked up on it.  I’ll eat my hair if it’s true.

Totally sounds like an April’s Fools

Yeah, this is not a real thing.

Source: The two brain cells I devoted to analyzing this.

What if I’m horny and a Christian?

What if I’m horny and a Christian?

Have an IPA that should take care of the first part 

U2 really are worlds more important than the pop pomerances of the Spice Girls