Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars

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Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« on: March 12, 2024, 05:56:33 AM »
on the road outside bonos PALATIAL Dublin estate.
where
it is rumoured,
he also took a dump
"You've heard the expression 'the customer is always right'?  Well, here I am.  The customer."

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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2024, 06:46:15 AM »
A NEW LOW: Larry Mullen Jnr seen scrawling obscenities in the wall of bonos PALATIAL DUBLIN ESTATE using his own poop

« Last Edit: March 12, 2024, 06:51:13 AM by Rupert Pupkin »
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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2024, 07:22:34 AM »
"WHERE'S THE FECKIN' MONEY!?!"

You Lost the League at Goodison Park

God Save The King

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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2024, 05:10:41 AM »
FUCK YOU, PAY ME
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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2024, 05:34:56 PM »
Larry Mullen Jnr - drunk off of shite IPAs - "accidentally" severed his own hand with a plastic knife



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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2024, 12:00:04 AM »
This is from the Daily Mail, isnít it?

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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2024, 02:01:02 AM »
Larry Mullen Jnr - drunk off of shite IPAs - "accidentally" severed his own hand with a plastic knife

Now in rehab and consulting with Rick Allen and considering a Pour Some Sugar On Me reprise. 

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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2024, 05:06:18 AM »
Dept of Libel: Larry Mullen Jnr DECAPITATED A LIQUOR STORE CASHIER and then PAID SOMEONE ELSE to cover it up
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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2024, 06:53:52 PM »
Drunken Shirtless Mullen (allegedly) makes outrageous claim to random homeless man in Dublin park "i could walk into the Giddy Dolphin and shoot somebody and people here would still vote for me"



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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2024, 01:34:45 PM »
on the road outside bonos PALATIAL Dublin estate.
where
it is rumoured,
he also took a dump

Source?

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walktothewater

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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2024, 02:12:07 PM »
on the road outside bonos PALATIAL Dublin estate.
where
it is rumoured,
he also took a dump

Source?

The Daily Mail

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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2024, 02:41:52 PM »
Sounds legit.

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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2024, 04:12:08 PM »
Dept of Libel: Larry Mullen Jnr DECAPITATED A LIQUOR STORE CASHIER and then PAID SOMEONE ELSE to cover it up

Did he keep the head?  As in,  did he take it home and put it in an aquarium like the governor from the walking dead.



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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2024, 08:52:08 PM »
He threw the head in a dumpster, then got spooked and came back later and retrieved it and took it home. 
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Re: Shirtless, drunk Larry Mullen throwing rocks at passing cars
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2024, 10:28:24 AM »
True story time;  Someone in my town once (mid 90s i believe) went nuts near the college campus and took a machete and severed a college students head and put it in a HEAD athletic gym bag.  This happened at night and the crazy person took the head in the gym bag back to their apartment.  Then the next day apparently the person mistook the head for something they had bought at the grocery store the previous day,  so they were able to find the grocery store receipt and took the head to the store to try and return it.  Turns out the college student and the attacker both worked at this grocery store.  This is the same grocery store i worked at during high school (late 80s).  There were always plenty of college students employed part time there,  the local store had a motto for the students "work here to get ahead" or something like that.  Never really thought someone would ever take that so literally.