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Proverbs & Sayings
« on: April 14, 2023, 02:38:54 PM »
The missus texted me this one earlier today.

The happiest couples are usually a combination of a calm husband and a dramatic wife.

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Re: Proverbs & Sayings
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2023, 03:13:03 PM »
Quote from: MPare1966 on April 14, 2023, 02:38:54 PM
The missus texted me this one earlier today.

The happiest couples are usually a combination of a calm husband and a dramatic wife.

 ;D
Because that's what the wife tells people  :D
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Re: Proverbs & Sayings
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2023, 03:27:28 PM »
When in Rome do not be a Christian.

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Re: Proverbs & Sayings
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2023, 02:34:56 AM »
Being married is essentially pointing that the other person is always using their phone during the small window when you’re not using yours.
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2023, 09:56:03 AM »
My fave is (and i live by this) "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot, than to open it and remove all doubt"
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2023, 02:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Smee on May 08, 2023, 09:56:03 AM
My fave is (and i live by this) "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot, than to open it and remove all doubt"

That attitude winds me up.

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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2023, 07:18:25 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2023, 09:44:12 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2023, 10:39:13 AM »
Pro Tip for all the wives out there:

If your huband says he's going to fix something, he will fix it.

No need to remind him every 6 months.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2023, 12:46:10 AM »
These are the three most difficult things to say:

- I was wrong.

- I need help.

- Worcestershire sauce
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2023, 01:02:06 PM »
“In other centuries, human beings wanted to be saved, or improved, or freed, or educated. But in our century, they want to be entertained. The great fear is not of disease or death, but of boredom. A sense of time on our hands, a sense of nothing to do. A sense that we are not amused.”

—-Timeline by Michael Crichton
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2023, 01:56:18 PM »
Quote from: MPare1966 on September 19, 2023, 12:46:10 AM
These are the three most difficult things to say:

- I was wrong.

- I need help.

- Worcestershire sauce

You need help.

No, seriously, nothing wrong with a grilled cheese sandwich with W. Sauce
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Re: Proverbs & Sayings
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2023, 02:06:11 PM »
Quote from: Codeguy on September 21, 2023, 01:56:18 PM
Quote from: MPare1966 on September 19, 2023, 12:46:10 AM
These are the three most difficult things to say:

- I was wrong.

- I need help.

- Worcestershire sauce

You need help.

No, seriously, nothing wrong with a grilled cheese sandwich with W. Sauce

I only use it for 2 things:

- Bloody Caesars

- Hamburger patties
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Re: Proverbs & Sayings
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2023, 10:20:28 PM »
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Re: Proverbs & Sayings
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2023, 10:39:19 PM »
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance.

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