New pome what I rote.

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financeguy1

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New pome what I rote.
« on: March 18, 2022, 10:26:50 AM »
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

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Re: New pome what I rote.
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2022, 01:42:37 PM »
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Wasnít Vogon the second worst poetry in the universe? I seem to remember there was one even worse Ö.


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laoghaire

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Re: New pome what I rote.
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2022, 03:56:22 PM »
Well done.

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Cheese and Onions

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Re: New pome what I rote.
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2022, 05:49:47 PM »
Nancy and Bono love it.

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financeguy1

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Re: New pome what I rote.
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2022, 09:46:39 AM »
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Wasnít Vogon the second worst poetry in the universe? I seem to remember there was one even worse Ö.


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Correct. But now it's only the third worst.

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laoghaire

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Re: New pome what I rote.
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2022, 09:59:26 AM »
Not the first worst.
Not the second worst.
But the THIRD WORST.

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financeguy1

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Re: New pome what I rote.
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2022, 05:27:37 PM »
Still think this is better than Bono's pome to Nancy Pelosi.

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laoghaire

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Re: New pome what I rote.
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2022, 08:25:17 PM »
I mean, honestly it is, at least itís clever.