Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem

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Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« on: March 17, 2022, 06:30:09 PM »
Pelosi roasted for 'cringe' performance of poem written by U2's Bono in support of Ukraine

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pelosi-roasted-cringe-performance-poem-u2-bono-ukraine

"Ireland's sorrow and pain, Is now the Ukraine, and Saint Patrick's name now Zelenskyy,"

Bono’s poems rank right up there with some of his later day lyrics. Maybe during her next speech Pelosi will talk about how we take down trees and use them on our enemies or moles digging in holes.
Jealousy, it's not what it's cracked up to be
Envy, gets you where you need to be

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2022, 07:19:02 PM »
Pelosi roasted for 'cringe' performance of poem written by U2's Bono in support of Ukraine

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pelosi-roasted-cringe-performance-poem-u2-bono-ukraine

"Ireland's sorrow and pain, Is now the Ukraine, and Saint Patrick's name now Zelenskyy,"

Bono’s poems rank right up there with some of his later day lyrics. Maybe during her next speech Pelosi will talk about how we take down trees and use them on our enemies or moles digging in holes.

Stop trying to weasel your way into every single fucking thing. Jesus.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2022, 07:20:58 PM by The Exile »
Listen as Hope and Peace try to rhyme,
Listen over marching bands playing out their time.

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2022, 07:47:12 PM »
this made me want to shed a tear- for how sad u2 has become.

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2022, 07:50:18 PM »

Zelensky doesn't even rhyme

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2022, 08:03:25 PM »

Zelensky doesn't even rhyme

One day in Minsk he
Bought a jet-ski;
But Putin's shootin'
Can't stop Zelensky.

(I swear that is probably better poetry  ::) )


Listen as Hope and Peace try to rhyme,
Listen over marching bands playing out their time.

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2022, 08:50:30 PM »
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Vogon poetry is a variety of poetry, often considered to be one of the worst. It is sometimes used by the Vogons as a torture method, as it causes physical pain to the hearer. A notable example of this was when they tortured Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent after the Dentrassis let them hitchhike onto the ship.

According to the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria, and the worst is by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, who perished along with her poetry during the destruction of Earth, ironically caused by the Vogons themselves. Vogon poetry is seen as mild by comparison.

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Vogon_poetry

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2022, 08:58:57 PM »

Zelensky doesn't even rhyme

One day in Minsk he
Bought a jet-ski;
But Putin's shootin'
Can't stop Zelensky.

(I swear that is probably better poetry  ::) )

My mammy

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2022, 09:42:03 PM »
My name is Bono
And Ukraine is sick with Russian Mono

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2022, 12:02:00 AM »
what the fuck is this

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2022, 12:30:23 AM »
It was dreadful….


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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2022, 12:38:48 AM »
finally something related to politics and u2 we can all mostly agree on.
thank you bono for uniting us with your poetry.  ;D

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2022, 01:24:19 AM »
what's amazing is his lack of self-awareness.

I'd love to have seen Mullen's face when he first digested this.  That would be gold.

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2022, 04:41:38 AM »
Imagine seeing the words "U2 feat. Nancy Pelosi" on their next album.

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2022, 08:57:12 AM »
what's amazing is his lack of self-awareness.

I'd love to have seen Mullen's face when he first digested this.  That would be gold.
Haha that would be hilarious...Larry's eating cornflakes and sees the news about Bono and Pelosi and she is reading his poem.

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Re: Bono + Nancy Pelosi = Cringy Poem
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2022, 08:58:05 AM »
Imagine seeing the words "U2 feat. Nancy Pelosi" on their next album.
Just seeing it here makes me feel sick