We all have those songs whose lyrics we’ve completely messed up when singing in the shower or the car.
A few of mine:
Van Halen - Hot For Teacher
My lyric - I’ve got it made, got it made, got it made, I’m hot for teacher
Real lyric - Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher
The Police - Every Breath You Take
My lyric - I’m a pool hall ace
Real lyric - How my poor heart aches
The Black Crowes - Remedy
My lyric - Are you the reason that punk is back?
Real lyric - Are you the reason that he broke his back?
Foreigner - Hot Blooded
My lyric - Come on baby, do you do modern dance?
Real lyric - Come on baby, do you do more than dance?