Misheard Lyrics

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Misheard Lyrics
« on: June 08, 2021, 09:37:15 PM »
We all have those songs whose lyrics weíve completely messed up when singing in the shower or the car.

A few of mine:

Van Halen - Hot For Teacher

My lyric - Iíve got it made, got it made, got it made, Iím hot for teacher

Real lyric - Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher

The Police - Every Breath You Take

My lyric - Iím a pool hall ace

Real lyric - How my poor heart aches

The Black Crowes - Remedy

My lyric - Are you the reason that punk is back?

Real lyric - Are you the reason that he broke his back?

Foreigner - Hot Blooded

My lyric - Come on baby, do you do modern dance?

Real lyric - Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Jealousy, it's not what it's cracked up to be
Envy, gets you where you need to be

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2021, 10:07:38 PM »
Creedence Clearwater Revival:
There's a bad moon on the rise.
My version: There's a bathroom on the right.
You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2021, 11:11:00 PM »
Creedence Clearwater Revival:
There's a bad moon on the rise.
My version: There's a bathroom on the right.

And I thought mine were bad
Jealousy, it's not what it's cracked up to be
Envy, gets you where you need to be

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2021, 07:00:31 AM »
Creedence Clearwater Revival:
There's a bad moon on the rise.
My version: There's a bathroom on the right.

And I thought mine were bad
They were!
You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl