amiright - funny U2 parodies

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amiright - funny U2 parodies
« on: April 20, 2021, 01:27:43 PM »
amiright is a website devoted to musical parody. Several great lyrical parodies of U2 songs... Thought I'd crosspost a few here.
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Re: amiright - funny U2 parodies
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2021, 01:33:08 PM »
Two farts, then in runs (Two hearts beat as one)

I don't know... oh where all the wipes have gone
I don't know what I just left
I just flushed the john
They say that it's cruel
To let out all of your poo
But when all your stool goes through
I'll splat something

(chorus)
Two farts, then it runs
Two farts, then it runs
Two farts

I just stained my pants
Lordy, stuck in this strange stance
Oh shi*! Can't drop my pants
Feces... starts to crawl like ants

(chorus)

Clean that crack, better wipe
Gets on everything - ew - what a plight
Gets on you, gets on me
Gets awful!

I don't know.... how much time I'm stuck on the head
It could take up an entire night
My rectum turns to red
Colon's putting up a fight
Digestion is screwed
All this gas that I'm passin'
Boy, it's like a cloud in here
And these turds collectin'
Too gross to wanna view

(chorus)

I try to let it spout
All of this pain
The way it feels
OH NO!!!

Two farts

(sounds of splattering and someone screaming)

(3x)
I just stained my pants
Lordy, stuck in this strange stance
Oh shi*! I can't drop my pants
Feces... starts to crawl like ants
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Re: amiright - funny U2 parodies
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2021, 01:39:53 PM »
Surgery Table (Crumbs from your table)

From my newest scar
comes the end of my mole
My body is perfect
It makes up for my soul
I pray to my Doctor
from my cosmetics pew
And I look adolescent
Though i'm seventy-two

Nice buns mama, Nice buns!
Nice buns mama, Nice buns!

You speak of inner beauty
But I need to be a cutie!
I would believe if I was able
But instead I choose the surgery table

Now I'm pretty as a picture
And I want all to see
and don't lecture me on my psychology
I don't own my own teeth
and my chest is a fake
and i'm checking my options
for a new face to make

You speak of love and money
But I need to be a honey!
I'd see my grandkids if I was able
But I'm busy on the surgery table

DNA should not decide
the size of your boobs or the shape of your hide
He wants to bed
Sexy thighs he said
So I lipo'ed my hind!

And you speak of scars and sutres
But I need handsome suitors
I'd be with you if I was able
but I'm living on the surgery table
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Re: amiright - funny U2 parodies
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2021, 01:47:07 PM »
Wisteria Lane (Mysterious Ways)

Teri took a dive
After "Lois and Clark"
Went from raisin' Cain
To jumpin' the shark
She did "Seinfeld" once or twice
Must have been on crack
When she joined Howie Long
In ads for Radio Shack
(Ugh)

Where'd "Sex and
The City" go?
We need another
Wholesome show

Desperate lives - desperate drives - of housewives
She moved to Wisteria Lane
Desperate guys - fantasize - 'bout housewives
She moved to Wisteria Lane

Nicolette disrobed
In the Eagles locker room
Scored some Janet Jackson buzz
Though censors fume
There's ratings to strut
Awards out the butt
Guess it's clear we all relate
To the neighborhood slut

On your knees, bitch!

& Eva yeah
She drives me wild
She gets her lawn mowed by a - chiiiiild

Desperate minds - desperate kinds - of housewives
They live on Wisteria Lane
Desperate lies - desperate thighs - of housewives
They live on Wisteria Lane
Feast my eyes - get my rise - from "Housewives"
Sleep all day, waste Sunday nights (Yeah)

[Lurid instrumental]

One street's got fires
Murders and drugs
S & M moms
Fatal affairs
Wilder than you - tah
Dude if I had those neighbors
I'd never leeeave town!

Desperate lives - desperate drives - of housewives
They live on Wisteria Lane
Desperate guys - fantasize - 'bout housewives
Let's move to Wisteria Lane!
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