Fun at work

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Fun at work
« on: April 18, 2021, 11:25:21 PM »
Thought I'd share a "clinical pearl" from work today. The following is from a real patient case note in the wifes clinic:

(11 year old male patient) admits he has anger management problems. He texted a picture of his penis to his brother to punish him for not picking up the phone.

I love medicine!
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2021, 07:32:25 AM »
Hysterical!
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2021, 01:39:20 PM »
Ah, the 11 year old male mind

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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2021, 01:42:31 PM »
How times have changed. If we had cell phones when I was a kid and I text a picture of Mr. Happy to any one of my brothers I would have promptly received a good punch to the head.
Jealousy, it's not what it's cracked up to be
Envy, gets you where you need to be

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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2021, 01:44:25 PM »
How times have changed. If we had cell phones when I was a kid and I text a picture of Mr. Happy to any one of my brothers I would have promptly received a good punch to the head.
Which head? Oh, I didn't really just write that, did I? SHUT UP, RIFFY!
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2021, 01:49:54 PM »
It would never have dawned on me as an 11 year old to flash my brother as a punishment for something.

Now mooning is a different story.
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2021, 09:02:03 PM »
It would never have dawned on me as an 11 year old to flash my brother as a punishment for something.

Now mooning is a different story.

Yup, completely different story. My brother mooned the nuns on our school bus when we were in Catholic elementary school.
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2021, 09:10:14 PM »
It would never have dawned on me as an 11 year old to flash my brother as a punishment for something.

Now mooning is a different story.

Yup, completely different story. My brother mooned the nuns on our school bus when we were in Catholic elementary school.

Mooning works on a sliding scale, where the more shocked the audience would be, the more valuable it is. Nuns are perfect victims.
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2021, 10:21:47 PM »
And, now we must confess...how many times have you actually mooned someone?

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2021, 02:01:28 PM »
Riffy, do tell!

I have mooned:

1. A bus full of (male) schoolchildren
2. Random tourists in Ireland
3. My school mates
....and 4. If you want to see my ass, not that any of you actually do, all you have to do is watch the movie Braveheart - I was one of the extras used in the mooning scene!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2021, 08:54:22 PM »
Riffy, do tell!

I have mooned:

1. A bus full of (male) schoolchildren
2. Random tourists in Ireland
3. My school mates
....and 4. If you want to see my ass, not that any of you actually do, all you have to do is watch the movie Braveheart - I was one of the extras used in the mooning scene!!!!!!!!!
The butts in Braveheart were great...I think I know which one was yours.
My single moon was after a big win in my softball league (obviously quite a few years ago) myself and two other women were in the backseat of a big convertible car and we spotted members of the losing team driving behind us, so...well, we mooned them.
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2021, 11:42:47 PM »
Riffy, do tell!

I have mooned:

1. A bus full of (male) schoolchildren
2. Random tourists in Ireland
3. My school mates
....and 4. If you want to see my ass, not that any of you actually do, all you have to do is watch the movie Braveheart - I was one of the extras used in the mooning scene!!!!!!!!!
The butts in Braveheart were great...I think I know which one was yours.
My single moon was after a big win in my softball league (obviously quite a few years ago) myself and two other women were in the backseat of a big convertible car and we spotted members of the losing team driving behind us, so...well, we mooned them.

Hilarious. Nuns are more fun, but a ladies softball team is funny too.
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2021, 07:25:16 AM »
Riffy, do tell!

I have mooned:

1. A bus full of (male) schoolchildren
2. Random tourists in Ireland
3. My school mates
....and 4. If you want to see my ass, not that any of you actually do, all you have to do is watch the movie Braveheart - I was one of the extras used in the mooning scene!!!!!!!!!
The butts in Braveheart were great...I think I know which one was yours.
My single moon was after a big win in my softball league (obviously quite a few years ago) myself and two other women were in the backseat of a big convertible car and we spotted members of the losing team driving behind us, so...well, we mooned them.

Hilarious. Nuns are more fun, but a ladies softball team is funny too.
Oh, yeah, nuns are deffo more fun.
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2021, 08:58:25 PM »
I think we're going around the moon again tomorrow night
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Re: Fun at work
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2021, 12:01:58 PM »
Had a fun case yesterday.

Now remember, I am not a Doctor, my wife is. I run the practice and I act as a Medical Assistant. Woman in her 70's comes in, insists she has breast cancer. I put her in a treatment room and start to do a patient intake, and she lifts her shirt to "show me the breast cancer". I politely tell her I am not the doctor and she can put the girls away, but I have to run out of the room because I am about to laugh and I can't control it.

Well, she thinks I am telling her that she's crazy, so she follows me out of the room and down the hall into my office. Wifey is sitting there taking notes from a different patient and the woman walks in, lifts her shirt again and says "Doctor [Codeguy's wife], can't you see the breast cancer?"

Well the wife is brilliant with mental illness, and she knows to endorse the delusion, so she says she sees it and she will treat it in the room.

Put her on a prescription for adult onset schizophrenia and told her it was a new treatment for breast cancer.

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