New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl

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New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« on: April 13, 2021, 05:36:02 PM »
Easy Sleazy

Decent little punky type song with Covid era lyrics

https://youtu.be/MN9YLLQl7gE

We took it on the chin
The numbers were so grim
Bossed around by pricks
Stiffen upper lips
Pacing in the yard
You're trying to take the mick
You must think I'm really thick

Looking at the graphs with a magnifying glass
Cancel all the tours, football's fake applause
No more travel brochures
Virtual premieres, I've got nothing left to wear

Looking out from these prison walls
You got to rob Peter if you're paying Paul
But it's easy easy
Everything's gonna get really freaky
Alright on the night
Soon it'll be be a memory you're trying to remember to forget

That's a pretty mask
But never take a chance TikTok stupid dance
Took a samba class yeah I landed on my ass
Trying to write a tune you better hook me up to Zoom
See my poncey books teach myself to cook
Way too much TV, its lobotomizing me, yeah
Think I've put on weight
I'll have another drink then I'll clean the kitchen sink

We escaped from the prison walls
Open the windows and open the doors
But it's easy easy
Everything's gonna get really freaky
Alright on the night
It's gonna be a garden of earthly delights
Yeah it's easy sleazy
Everything's smooth and greasy
Yeah easy, believe me
It'll only be a memory you're trying to remember to forget

Shooting the vaccine
Bill Gates is in my bloodstream
It's mind control
The earth is flat and cold
It's never warming up
The Arctic's turned to slush
The second coming's late
And there's aliens in the deep state

Now we're out of these prison walls
You gotta pay Peter if you're robbing Paul
But it's easy easy
Everything's gonna be really freaky
Alright on the night
We're all headed back to paradise
Yeah easy. believe me
It'll be a memory you're trying to remember to forget
Jealousy, it's not what it's cracked up to be
Envy, gets you where you need to be

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2021, 08:32:29 AM »
First Chair. Last Call.

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2021, 10:46:03 AM »
I read a few harsh reports on Twitter about the new song. So thought i would check it out. Its not so bad. I have heard worse. Lyrically, its a bit cringe in places, but overall, not as bad as i was lead to believe.
In the garden I was playing the tart
I kissed your lips and broke your heart
You
You were acting like it was the end of the world

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2021, 12:47:53 PM »
I read a few harsh reports on Twitter about the new song. So thought i would check it out. Its not so bad.  I have heard worse. Lyrically, its a bit cringe in places, but overall, not as bad as i was lead to believe.

That's right Smee, sell it to us.


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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2021, 06:27:52 PM »
Fucking hell.

Just abysmal stuff and the lyrics - fucking hell, my 11 year old lad could knock out better less cringey lyrics than that.

Embarrassing stuff.

Even modern day Bono wouldn't come up with something so ham fisted.

"We took it on the chin
The numbers were so grim"

Fuck off!

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2021, 04:45:35 AM »
Geriatric rock star meets leader of the worlds worst band.

Those lyrics make contemporary Bono seem positively Shakespearean.

It was never going to end well.
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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2021, 05:19:44 AM »
Geriatric rock star meets leader of the worlds worst band.

Those lyrics make contemporary Bono seem positively Shakespearean.

It was never going to end well.

Makes Elevations lyrics look like a literary masterpiece to rival Goethe.

"But it's easy easy
Everything's gonna get really freaky"

It's beyond embarrassing.

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2021, 05:42:59 AM »
Geriatric rock star meets leader of the worlds worst band.

Those lyrics make contemporary Bono seem positively Shakespearean.

It was never going to end well.

Makes Elevations lyrics look like a literary masterpiece to rival Goethe.

"But it's easy easy
Everything's gonna get really freaky"

It's beyond embarrassing.

WTF!

The earth is flat and cold
It's never warming up
The Arctic's turned to slush

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2021, 05:47:27 AM »
Geriatric rock star meets leader of the worlds worst band.

Those lyrics make contemporary Bono seem positively Shakespearean.

It was never going to end well.

Makes Elevations lyrics look like a literary masterpiece to rival Goethe.

"But it's easy easy
Everything's gonna get really freaky"

It's beyond embarrassing.

WTF!

The earth is flat and cold
It's never warming up
The Arctic's turned to slush

All right fellas...

Time to have drink then go clean the kitchen sink.
First Chair. Last Call.

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2021, 08:35:01 AM »
Geriatric rock star meets leader of the worlds worst band.

Those lyrics make contemporary Bono seem positively Shakespearean.

It was never going to end well.

Makes Elevations lyrics look like a literary masterpiece to rival Goethe.

"But it's easy easy
Everything's gonna get really freaky"

It's beyond embarrassing.

WTF!

The earth is flat and cold
It's never warming up
The Arctic's turned to slush

All right fellas...

Time to have drink then go clean the kitchen sink.

You're trying to take the mick
You must think I'm really thick....

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2021, 11:32:41 AM »
Still better than anything PJ Harvey’s done
Jealousy, it's not what it's cracked up to be
Envy, gets you where you need to be

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2021, 11:38:03 AM »


Those lyrics make contemporary Bono seem positively Shakespearean.


Are you sure?


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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2021, 11:39:01 AM »
Still better than anything PJ Harvey’s done

I still don't know who she is.  For a long time I thought it was a young Ant and Dec.


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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2021, 01:03:26 PM »


Those lyrics make contemporary Bono seem positively Shakespearean.


Are you sure?

It’s a tough call but, on balance, yes.

Willy

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Re: New Mick Jagger with Dave Grohl
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2021, 01:07:18 PM »


Those lyrics make contemporary Bono seem positively Shakespearean.


Are you sure?

It’s a tough call but, on balance, yes.

Willy

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