U2 fan AITA

OK, doesn't have to be U2 related, but it's an AITA (am I the asshole) for U2 fans!

My housekeepers sister just got back from Brazil where she got a bunch of plastic surgery - boobies, butt lift, tummy tuck etc......and all I could think was "You should have started with your face"

AITA?

ha. no you are not the ahole.

i had to almost drag answers out of my ortho doc today because he is such a nonverbalizing man. aita?

Code....Yes.

Why are you looking at her grid when her boobs are on display...?

Code....Yes.

Why are you looking at her grid when her boobs are on display...?

Because she was a butterface.


OK, IATA

ha. no you are not the ahole.

i had to almost drag answers out of my ortho doc today because he is such a nonverbalizing man. aita?

No you are not the asshole. Unless you didn’t ask any questions in which case you are.

I missed this reply because AnTha said boobies....AITA?


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no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?

no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?

Depends on whether the lie hurt another person.


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Quote from: riffraff on January 16, 2021, 06:10:55 AM

no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?

Depends on whether the lie hurt another person.


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oh no...i would never intentionally hurt someone. well, maybe one someone but hes dead anyway.

Quote from: Codeguy on January 16, 2021, 02:10:56 PM

Quote from: riffraff on January 16, 2021, 06:10:55 AM

no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?

Depends on whether the lie hurt another person.


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oh no...i would never intentionally hurt someone. well, maybe one someone but hes dead anyway.

Dead? Such a human conception. He's alive and well. Of course, "well" is also a relative term. He has a hot poker up his ass right now, and it's quite hot in the room. Like 7,340f hot......Don't worry. I gave him some lidacaine. Of course, his hands are tied, so he cannot apply it.

Quote from: riffraff on January 16, 2021, 06:08:55 PM

Quote from: Codeguy on January 16, 2021, 02:10:56 PM

Quote from: riffraff on January 16, 2021, 06:10:55 AM

no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?

Depends on whether the lie hurt another person.


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oh no...i would never intentionally hurt someone. well, maybe one someone but hes dead anyway.

Dead? Such a human conception. He's alive and well. Of course, "well" is also a relative term. He has a hot poker up his ass right now, and it's quite hot in the room. Like 7,340f hot......Don't worry. I gave him some lidacaine. Of course, his hands are tied, so he cannot apply it.

make him suffer...please