U2 fan AITA

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U2 fan AITA
« on: January 12, 2021, 02:25:29 PM »
OK, doesn't have to be U2 related, but it's an AITA (am I the asshole) for U2 fans!

My housekeepers sister just got back from Brazil where she got a bunch of plastic surgery - boobies, butt lift, tummy tuck etc......and all I could think was "You should have started with your face"

AITA?
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Re: U2 fan AITA
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2021, 02:41:31 PM »
ha. no you are not the ahole.

i had to almost drag answers out of my ortho doc today because he is such a nonverbalizing man. aita?
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Re: U2 fan AITA
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2021, 03:13:22 PM »
Code....Yes.

Why are you looking at her grid when her boobs are on display...?

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Re: U2 fan AITA
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2021, 10:04:56 PM »
Code....Yes.

Why are you looking at her grid when her boobs are on display...?
Because she was a butterface.


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U2 fan AITA
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2021, 11:59:15 PM »
ha. no you are not the ahole.

i had to almost drag answers out of my ortho doc today because he is such a nonverbalizing man. aita?

No you are not the asshole. Unless you didn稚 ask any questions in which case you are.

I missed this reply because AnTha said boobies....AITA?


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Re: U2 fan AITA
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2021, 06:10:55 AM »
no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?
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Re: U2 fan AITA
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2021, 02:10:56 PM »
no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?
Depends on whether the lie hurt another person.


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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2021, 06:08:55 PM »
no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?
Depends on whether the lie hurt another person.


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oh no...i would never intentionally hurt someone. well, maybe one someone but hes dead anyway.

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Re: U2 fan AITA
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2021, 02:05:52 PM »
no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?
Depends on whether the lie hurt another person.


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oh no...i would never intentionally hurt someone. well, maybe one someone but hes dead anyway.

Dead? Such a human conception. He's alive and well. Of course, "well" is also a relative term. He has a hot poker up his ass right now, and it's quite hot in the room. Like 7,340f hot......Don't worry. I gave him some lidacaine. Of course, his hands are tied, so he cannot apply it.
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Re: U2 fan AITA
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2021, 04:46:14 PM »
no cg you are not the asshole because boobies are wonderful treasures and if men and women didnt get sidetracked by them what kind of world would this be?

i told a lie because i wanted it to be true...aita?
Depends on whether the lie hurt another person.


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oh no...i would never intentionally hurt someone. well, maybe one someone but hes dead anyway.

Dead? Such a human conception. He's alive and well. Of course, "well" is also a relative term. He has a hot poker up his ass right now, and it's quite hot in the room. Like 7,340f hot......Don't worry. I gave him some lidacaine. Of course, his hands are tied, so he cannot apply it.
make him suffer...please
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