ok, if we're going for a competition...
I had four root canals within one month.
I've have 9 orthopedic surgeries...been awake through several of these.
Had major abdominal surgery (two specialist working on me for 3-1/2 hours, 5 days in the hospital)
Broke my tibia and fibula...the bottom half of my leg was at a 90 degree angle.