Down Under to Australia.
Edge's Cat will share his basket with me.
I am too thick to learn another language - English was hard enough and never really mastered that, but get by....so a civilised largely English speaking country is a must...
New Zealand, Canada, India, Ireland would be the others on the list....given that criteria of being a civilised place where English is widely spoken/main language, but Australia is top of the list - I like the attitude of the people/the culture - I like the accent on the female of the species too and I like their sense of humour and sporting culture
Not so big on massive spiders and snakes, but Edge's Cat will sort them out for me.