"Here we are on this special edition of who wants to be a millionaire - an tha here has rode his luck somewhat but is on £500,000 and has chosen to answer the £1m question....he has used all his lifelines and in this special edition of the show he has activated the special choose a subject feature if get to the £1m question....being able to do so though means the question becomes an all or nothing one.
So he is playing this question for £1m if he gets it right or absolutely nothing if he gets it wrong, he must answer, he can't take half a million and run.
So, an tha, ready? LET'S PLAY THE £1M OR NOTHING QUESTION.....you have chosen music as your subject.....big music fan are you?"
"Yes, quite big"
"Favourite artists?"
"Oh i like PJ Harvey, Sleater Kinney, Smashing Pumpkins, U2...."
(Presenter smiles)
"Interesting...
Here we go then, good luck - for £1m please sing 3 lines from the u2 song "Summer of Love".....
(Audience gasps)
But from An Tha there is silence, more silence, even more silence - then!
"I have not got a frigging clue (audience gasps) honestly i really haven't...bloody hell! Can i phone riffy?"
"Sorry but you have used all your lifelines, come on you said you liked u2, this could hardly be a better question - a million quid, come on...."
"Arrrrrrggggggh, fuck it - i'd have only wasted the money anway"
Gets up walks away, kicks chair over!
"Give him a big hand, everybody - An Tha, he walks away with nothing but what a brave player".....
(Security arrive to tear An Tha off the floor manager)
Credits roll.