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The Edges Cat

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Pretentious artist descriptions
« on: March 24, 2020, 11:27:20 PM »
Imagine if U2 wrote this about themselves:

An enigmatic yet vulnerable songwriter, Jaguar Jonze delivers defiant ferocity through smoky vocals that shift between fragile and forceful and a mature musicality that provides sweetness through dissonance.

She's making sure everyone knows about her covid-19 positive test, too. It's good publicity. ;)
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Re: Pretentious artist descriptions
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2020, 06:04:21 AM »
Irish singer belts world saving songs backed up by punk rock on Venus


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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2020, 08:17:22 AM »
Macho men on forums pumping themselves up by dissing easy targets.
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Re: Pretentious artist descriptions
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2020, 09:11:23 AM »
Quote from: Twilight on March 25, 2020, 08:17:22 AM
Macho men on forums pumping themselves up by dissing easy targets.
This.  >:(
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Re: Pretentious artist descriptions
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2020, 12:39:28 PM »
i think any artist that posts vain pictures of themselves all over instagram i.e. the Biebster doing a Jesus pose on the beach
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Re: Pretentious artist descriptions
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2020, 03:32:55 PM »
Quote from: riffraff on March 25, 2020, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: Twilight on March 25, 2020, 08:17:22 AM
Macho men on forums pumping themselves up by dissing easy targets.
This.  >:(
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2020, 02:03:42 AM »
Any relation of the actress January Jonze, who played Betty Draper on Mad Men?
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Re: Pretentious artist descriptions
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2020, 12:59:56 PM »
i love the man's music but Billy Corgan is THE standard for pretentious self important rock stars with delusions of not gettin the credit "they deserve" and thinking everyone "rips them off"
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Re: Pretentious artist descriptions
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2020, 01:00:22 PM »
Quote from: Rupert Pupkin on March 28, 2020, 02:03:42 AM
Any relation of the actress January Jonze, who played Betty Draper on Mad Men?

yes they're twins with the same first name and different last names.  ::) ;D
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