The, how long will it take before this thread turns to politics game

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Ok, any non-political topic is on the table, but how long can we keep it from going down a political rabbit hole?  8)
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2020, 08:03:59 AM »
TOO FUNNY!

I caught politics once, but I took two aspirin and it went away.
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2020, 12:18:05 PM »
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2020, 12:20:13 PM »
lmao
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2020, 12:22:08 PM »
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2020, 01:14:48 PM »
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2020, 01:16:23 PM »
Ok no politics ..... how about religion? No? Ok eh ..... sex? No? Hmmmm..... the environment? No, that’s too political, especially that hard left carbon dioxide.

Puppies! We can talk about puppies!


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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2020, 01:26:39 PM »
Puppies! I just visited a 9 week old golden retriever! He made me bleed with his horrid little razor teeth! He must be a liberal.
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2020, 01:28:03 PM »
A boy asks his dad: "where do babies come from?" 

The father replies: "a stork brings them." 

The boys asks: "who fucks the stork?"


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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2020, 01:28:36 PM »
I just spit water on my poor laptop...
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2020, 01:35:55 PM »
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2020, 01:58:19 PM »
The word « politics » comes from « poly », which means « many » and « ticks », which means « blood sucking parasites »
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2020, 02:00:05 PM »
The word « politics » comes from « poly », which means « many » and « ticks », which means « blood sucking parasites »
And NOW we are really talking politics!
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Re: The, how long will it take before this thread turns to polotics game
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2020, 06:10:01 PM »
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
And when they get re-elected it’s like lugging twice at the same joke


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