So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?

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So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« on: February 14, 2020, 06:20:00 AM »
I didnt.

I have only ever had 3 in my life  :'(

A few years back....i got two on the same day....seemingly from different people. I was so chuffed AND perplexed at the same time.
In the garden I was playing the tart
I kissed your lips and broke your heart
You
You were acting like it was the end of the world

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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2020, 06:26:04 AM »
Not me. On our 1st V-Day, my guy gave me one red rose. On the 2nd V-Day, he gave me two red roses, and so on, up until our 5th. Then he got smart and stopped wasting his money!
You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight, these tears are going nowhere

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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2020, 07:26:23 AM »
An Tha Towers this morning:




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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2020, 07:28:06 AM »
An Tha Towers this morning:




Um. With a face like that? NO WAY!
You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight, these tears are going nowhere

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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2020, 07:59:35 AM »

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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2020, 09:14:40 AM »
An Tha Towers this morning:





You've got more parking tickets than the Gaffer.


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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2020, 09:16:13 AM »
Not me. On our 1st V-Day, my guy gave me one red rose. On the 2nd V-Day, he gave me two red roses, and so on, up until our 5th. Then he got smart and stopped wasting his money!

More like the novelty of the sex wore off.

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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2020, 09:16:53 AM »
I'm alone in this world and a fucked up world it is too.


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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2020, 09:20:50 AM »
Not me. On our 1st V-Day, my guy gave me one red rose. On the 2nd V-Day, he gave me two red roses, and so on, up until our 5th. Then he got smart and stopped wasting his money!

More like the novelty of the sex wore off.
Not in this lifetime...
You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight, these tears are going nowhere

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guest532

Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2020, 09:23:19 AM »
Not me. On our 1st V-Day, my guy gave me one red rose. On the 2nd V-Day, he gave me two red roses, and so on, up until our 5th. Then he got smart and stopped wasting his money!

More like the novelty of the sex wore off.
Not in this lifetime...

No seriously, five years ain't bad going.  That's because some girls are dirtier than others.


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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2020, 09:29:50 AM »
Not me. On our 1st V-Day, my guy gave me one red rose. On the 2nd V-Day, he gave me two red roses, and so on, up until our 5th. Then he got smart and stopped wasting his money!

More like the novelty of the sex wore off.
Not in this lifetime...

No seriously, five years ain't bad going.  That's because some girls are dirtier than others.
HA! Well, we're into our 24th year, and still going strong!
You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight, these tears are going nowhere

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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2020, 09:38:30 AM »
we do wings hot wings instead of roses
Plant a demon seed raise a flower of fire

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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2020, 09:44:30 AM »
we do wings hot wings instead of roses
Food is near and dear to my heart, too!
You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight, these tears are going nowhere

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Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2020, 10:12:46 AM »
Not me. On our 1st V-Day, my guy gave me one red rose. On the 2nd V-Day, he gave me two red roses, and so on, up until our 5th. Then he got smart and stopped wasting his money!

More like the novelty of the sex wore off.
Not in this lifetime...

No seriously, five years ain't bad going.  That's because some girls are dirtier than others.
HA! Well, we're into our 24th year, and still going strong!

The man is a fucking saint, putting up with you all this time.

I'd had enough of you within 24 hours.

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guest532

Re: So....who all got Valentines Day Cards?
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2020, 10:20:23 AM »
Not me. On our 1st V-Day, my guy gave me one red rose. On the 2nd V-Day, he gave me two red roses, and so on, up until our 5th. Then he got smart and stopped wasting his money!

More like the novelty of the sex wore off.
Not in this lifetime...

No seriously, five years ain't bad going.  That's because some girls are dirtier than others.
HA! Well, we're into our 24th year, and still going strong!

The man is a fucking saint, putting up with you all this time.

I'd had enough of you within 24 hours.

riffraff's fella says he knows when his bird's mother is coming around because the mice start throwing themselves on the traps.