What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)

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What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« on: January 26, 2020, 09:03:07 AM »
Just meant as a bit of light hearted fun really. But feel to list anything that would be torture for you. Could be having to endure a certain album, a movie, tv show....might be something to eat.....something to drink....you get the idea.

I will start the ball rolling with, going to a Coldplay gig. I reckon i would be bored to tears.
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2020, 09:07:52 AM »
I'll surely hear a lot of crap about this one...torture for me is watching It's A Wonderful Life. But, it's my guy's fav movie, and being the nice person that I am (haha) I actually bought it for him.
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2020, 09:11:41 AM »
I'll surely hear a lot of crap about this one...torture for me is watching It's A Wonderful Life. But, it's my guy's fav movie, and being the nice person that I am (haha) I actually bought it for him.

WOW!!! DOUBLE WOW!! Im a huge fan of that movie. I watch it EVERY xmas eve. It is a tradition for me. Just goes to show you...."One mans meant is another mans poison"
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2020, 09:38:42 AM »
I'll surely hear a lot of crap about this one...torture for me is watching It's A Wonderful Life. But, it's my guy's fav movie, and being the nice person that I am (haha) I actually bought it for him.

WOW!!! DOUBLE WOW!! Im a huge fan of that movie. I watch it EVERY xmas eve. It is a tradition for me. Just goes to show you...."One mans meant is another mans poison"
I know, Smee! I think I'm probably the only person in the world who hates it.
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2020, 09:50:11 AM »
I'll surely hear a lot of crap about this one...torture for me is watching It's A Wonderful Life. But, it's my guy's fav movie, and being the nice person that I am (haha) I actually bought it for him.

WOW!!! DOUBLE WOW!! Im a huge fan of that movie. I watch it EVERY xmas eve. It is a tradition for me. Just goes to show you...."One mans meant is another mans poison"
I know, Smee! I think I'm probably the only person in the world who hates it.

Haha.....possibly :P
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2020, 10:30:52 AM »
Hell is being stuck at an Ariana Grande concert


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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2020, 10:40:04 AM »
Hell is being stuck at an Ariana Grande concert


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I could easily imagine how painful that would be.
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2020, 12:29:16 PM »
Other people.


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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2020, 12:48:21 PM »
Hell is being stuck in church on groundhog day
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2020, 02:28:05 PM »
Hell is being stuck at an Ariana Grande concert


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I could easily imagine how painful that would be.
Only thing worse is the ability of my kids to rerun all her TV shows with that annoying voice


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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2020, 02:41:21 PM »
My wife's farts are not exactly heaven
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2020, 02:45:29 PM »
My wife's farts are not exactly heaven
Try sleeping in a tent with a man who loves a spicy taco salad.
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2020, 03:24:10 PM »
My wife's farts are not exactly heaven
Try sleeping in a tent with a man who loves a spicy taco salad.
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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2020, 05:18:50 PM »
Just meant as a bit of light hearted fun really. But feel to list anything that would be torture for you. Could be having to endure a certain album, a movie, tv show....might be something to eat.....something to drink....you get the idea.

I will start the ball rolling with, going to a Coldplay gig. I reckon i would be bored to tears.

I'll raise the stakes. Going to a Coldplay gig with Simon Cowell.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2020, 05:30:39 PM by financeguy1 »

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Re: What is your idea of Hell? (just a bit of fun)
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2020, 05:41:21 PM »
Honestly, just the generic eternal suffering seems pretty bad to me.
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