I once met a thespian in the woods, he was a great actor, perhaps the greatest of all time. For the birds he acted early to get the worm. For the squirrels he acted crazy to get their nuts,
For the trees he fell down to get their leaves. For the bears, he acted like Bigfoot to scare the shit out of them.
It all worked so we'll when he was in his prime. As he became older the thespian mocked the wolves and the boy on many occasions - complacent that his previous skills would carry him through the day and night and into the next day.
This only worked for so long until it didn't work anymore. Now the thespian lives in a cave, his lifeless hide is the trophy rug for the mofo who shit in the woods