Who is the greatest U2 fan?

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Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« on: January 04, 2020, 01:18:45 AM »
Vote on the greatest ever U2 fan. Award ceremony will be held in Manhattan later this year.

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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2020, 01:34:02 AM »
The human centipede is the greatest U2 fan.  It both consumes and excretes U2.
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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2020, 05:57:46 AM »
It's obviously the superfan Marco Pitino, U2's greatest fan ever.
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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2020, 06:20:08 AM »
The answer is Bono
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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2020, 10:06:05 AM »
You know it's bad when i can't even post a gif for human centipede  :o

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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2020, 10:25:39 AM »
Whoever owns every remix available gets my vote...and my pity.

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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2020, 11:02:50 AM »
Whoever owns every remix available gets my vote...and my pity.

I probably have 80% of the remixes officially released. One day, I’ll get that vote and the well deserved pity.  ;D
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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2020, 11:55:08 AM »
I love the remixes, but I don't have enough of them!
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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2020, 04:43:27 PM »
I'll give Wons some love and vote for him although i'm pretty sure it has to be a requirement that the number one fan was invited on stage for the i.e. tour.

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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2020, 04:53:19 PM »
I voted for the human centipede.  However i do have some questions;  does anyone know if jick is fat,  obese,  lazy,  etc?  Does he sit down during a u2 show or does he stand up the entire time,  singing along with the bullhorn,  dancing,  clapping,  etc?  We know that wons does all of these things as well as takes in what everyone else in attendance does.  Therefore I suspect wons is a greater u2 fan than jick,  though i could be wrong.

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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2020, 08:28:24 PM »
This thread is a great example of why I keep coming back to this forum.  I just can’t get enough.

Also, I think I saw jickwons on New Year’s Eve in Naples Florida.  Jickwons is in fact the #1 fan.

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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2020, 08:31:48 PM »
Sees wons clicks!
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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2020, 08:55:26 PM »
U2 Human Centipede Blamed For Hundreds Of Disappearances In Sewers Of Clarence City
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Re: Who is the greatest U2 fan?
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2020, 09:15:18 PM »
I voted for the human centipede.  However i do have some questions;  does anyone know if jick is fat,  obese,  lazy,  etc?  Does he sit down during a u2 show or does he stand up the entire time,  singing along with the bullhorn,  dancing,  clapping,  etc?  We know that wons does all of these things as well as takes in what everyone else in attendance does.  Therefore I suspect wons is a greater u2 fan than jick,  though i could be wrong.

That's a good question. It's been proven that won runs around the area during the show, often putting in five or six miles per show (depending on the venue size). If Jick isn't a marathon runner then he shouldn't be in the running...so to speak.