I voted for the human centipede. However i do have some questions; does anyone know if jick is fat, obese, lazy, etc? Does he sit down during a u2 show or does he stand up the entire time, singing along with the bullhorn, dancing, clapping, etc? We know that wons does all of these things as well as takes in what everyone else in attendance does. Therefore I suspect wons is a greater u2 fan than jick, though i could be wrong.