U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed

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U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« on: January 02, 2020, 10:10:31 PM »
I'm not going to post a link to Alternative Nation, so they don't get the ad clicks, so here is their journalistic brilliance in all its glory. Mike Mazzarone, the Pulitzer will be yoursif you keep this up!

U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed



U2 and it’s opinioned frontman Bono ‘freaked out’ TV critic Jen Chaney recently. The Vulture writer took to social media via Twitter to discuss the particular dream in bed she had revolving Bono as she wrote: “Last night I dreamed that I was at a U2 concert. Bono threw a piece of newspaper into the crowd, which I caught, as well as a piece of lettuce that I caught and became determined to somehow preserve. My brain’s really freaking me out.” Bono beach photo stuns U2 fans, is he overweight?

In other news regarding Bono and U2, fans recently took to the group’s subreddit to discuss U2’s potential musical direction and what they should do moving forward in the coming years, suggesting that the group should take time off and come back reinvented. U2 member ‘threatened’ at party, was Bono wasted?

MJsdanglebaby stated: “The thing is they already made a shift. I don’t think we’ll get another abstract album per se (although we may!), I do hope they go forward this decade. I don’t want to hear about reapplying for the job. I don’t want to hear about dreaming it up again. I don’t want to hear about innocence.”

The fan continued by saying: “I want them to be looking forward and only forward when it comes to new music. A new direction. Whatever that direction is, it doesn’t have to be as drastic as JT to AB, nor do I think it will be that drastic, just no more looking back. I would LOVE to see a NEW era of U2.”

U2 member ‘spends night’ with A-List female singer. While Felix72 responded: “Exactly – age has nothing to do with it. Mozart composed some of his finest work in his last few years.”


The Edge: “[Eno] would love to see us making albums a bit more like [Zooropa]. Where we go, ‘You know what? We’re not going to second-guess any of this. Let’s just go for it.’”

U2 Fans: We'd all love to see that, Edge.

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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2020, 08:46:46 AM »
Hey now Bono. Don't be throwing newspapers and lettuce at that woman. She's not that kind of bunny in a cage....!  :P
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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2020, 03:24:26 PM »
Another Time, Another Forum

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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2020, 03:59:53 PM »
trying to figure out how this 'story' made it to print.

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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2020, 04:23:25 PM »
wow that writer forgot his Ritalin
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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2020, 05:56:46 PM »
All their articles are like this, and have different authors (Brett Buchanan is another). It has to be written by an AI bot, or as JTNash said, people who haven't taken their Ritalin.
The Edge: “[Eno] would love to see us making albums a bit more like [Zooropa]. Where we go, ‘You know what? We’re not going to second-guess any of this. Let’s just go for it.’”

U2 Fans: We'd all love to see that, Edge.

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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2020, 11:17:55 PM »
Yeah maybe it’s AI

I’ve had Bono dreams to, nothing R rated kids jeeze.  It’s weird he’s dreamed about this often


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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2020, 04:46:29 AM »
Honestly sometimes it's fun to read Alternative Nation to see how they manage to spin the most mundane stories into shocking and misleading headlines.
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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2020, 06:59:35 PM »
All their articles are like this, and have different authors (Brett Buchanan is another). It has to be written by an AI bot, or as JTNash said, people who haven't taken their Ritalin.
I got so pissed when these started showing up in my Google News app and blocked all stories from them. It's shit that shouldn't be getting any clicks.

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Re: U2 Singer Bono ‘Freaks Out’ Surprising Woman In Bed
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2020, 07:35:19 PM »
All their articles are like this, and have different authors (Brett Buchanan is another). It has to be written by an AI bot, or as JTNash said, people who haven't taken their Ritalin.
I got so pissed when these started showing up in my Google News app and blocked all stories from them. It's shit that shouldn't be getting any clicks.

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Yep they get top ranking in google "u2 news" searches too. Spam clickbait that deserves to be killed with fire.
The Edge: “[Eno] would love to see us making albums a bit more like [Zooropa]. Where we go, ‘You know what? We’re not going to second-guess any of this. Let’s just go for it.’”

U2 Fans: We'd all love to see that, Edge.