Donít Quit your day job

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JTNash

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Donít Quit your day job
« on: November 08, 2017, 03:35:47 PM »
So what do you do for work?

Itís the internet so if you donít want people to know make something fun up?

I collect money 💰
Plant a demon seed raise a flower of fire

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Aviastar

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2017, 03:38:03 PM »
I'm a financial fraud investigator. I went to college for accounting (I ended up getting my CPA license). After working in 'plain old vanilla accounting' for a few years (audits, journal entries, tax computations, reconcillations, etc.) I got into auditing for fraud. Basically I get called in when somebody notices something wrong - and I investigate to find out how the assets disappeared and where they went.

I also still do CPA stuff on the side - I do taxes for extra money on the side. I enjoy budgets, spreadsheets, and numbers a lot.  My wife's an accountant too - we met at work in an accounting department at a large insurance company. She didn't know much about U2 before we met, but now she's a fan.
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My U2 Top 10: The Unforgettable Fire, Acrobat, New Year's Day, Gloria, The Fly, A Sort of Homecoming, Where The Streets Have No Name, Bad, Ultra Violet (Light My Way), Drowning Man

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JTNash

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2017, 03:44:41 PM »
Money always a need for people to handle it
Plant a demon seed raise a flower of fire

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2017, 10:20:45 PM »
I'm a dog sitter, best job I've ever had. But my real money making job is being a mod here.

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2017, 03:34:32 AM »
I'm a secret agent and I work for Interpol.

That's all, nothing special
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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2017, 04:59:45 AM »
I'm a Doctors Secretary, love it..!!!

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2017, 08:17:08 AM »
I'm a private duty caregiver working mainly with people in hospice care.
Hey, hey, sha la la

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2017, 08:37:30 AM »
I'm currently an intern for the GOP.  Degree in Meteorology


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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2017, 11:35:55 AM »
I work in Product Management for a company that sells software and services to banks. Chances are, when you pay for something with a bank card, my company is involved in some way


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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2017, 11:38:13 AM »
I'm an accountant with a healthcare system.
I feel my luck could change.

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2017, 01:06:50 PM »
Well, I'm a machine operator/packer in a chocolate/sweet factory.We send our products to most of the major supermarkets in the UK but also send chocolate mini-eggs to Canada & Australia.We're already packing & sending them our Easter products! We also send chocolate to Kuwait. 
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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2017, 02:22:16 PM »
Well, I'm a machine operator/packer in a chocolate/sweet factory.We send our products to most of the major supermarkets in the UK but also send chocolate mini-eggs to Canada & Australia.We're already packing & sending them our Easter products! We also send chocolate to Kuwait.
Are you a fudge-packer?
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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2017, 06:43:11 PM »
I talk to teenagers about their academic plans, goals and dreams, dysfunctional thoughts, and the minor humiliations which come along with daily living.  I try to help them build their coping skills and personal resiliency. :o 

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2017, 06:47:12 PM »
I talk to teenagers about their academic plans, goals and dreams, dysfunctional thoughts, and the minor humiliations which come along with daily living.  I try to help them build their coping skills and personal resiliency. :o
Now THAT sounds like a really hard job...

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Re: Donít Quit your day job
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2017, 07:14:54 PM »
I talk to teenagers about their academic plans, goals and dreams, dysfunctional thoughts, and the minor humiliations which come along with daily living.  I try to help them build their coping skills and personal resiliency. :o
I may be in need of your services in a few years for my son😊
Hey, hey, sha la la