Curb Your Enthusiasm

The best comedy on TV returns for season 10 in early 2020. Unfortunately Bob Einstein who played the great Marty Funkhouser died earlier this year.

In honour of Marty and the return of Curb let’s look at some of the best quotes over the years.

Marty: “If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this antisemitic shithole.”

Marty: “Ignore him? It’s a 14 foot long cock”

Larry: “Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex that I ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing.”
Marty:” So when did your orgasm. When she said she'll fuck the Jew out of you?”

Larry: “if you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, would the Chinese kid do better?”

Larry: “So your last name is "Black"?
That's like if my last name was "Jew", like Larry Jew.”

Nurse: “You want to tell me what you're driving at?”
Larry: “I'll tell you what I'm driving at! I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!”

Cheryl's Dad (reading obituary): "Devoted sister, beloved cunt"?!  That's what you put in the paper?!”
Larry: “This is a typo! It should be "aunt"!”

Love Curb!

Just watched S9 last month.

Can’t wait for the next one.

And, yes, Marty will be missed. 

I didn't hear that he had passed. That's too bad.  I like this show but haven't stayed up with it in the later seasons.  David himself really annoys me with his politics.  Read in an interview that he 'hates republicans' and doesn't want them to watch his show.  i find his hard-line party stance very off-putting, and i think he is probably in the dictionary under self-hating Jew.  My Rabbi friend says he doesn't even consider David to be Jewish at this point because he bashes Jewish people so much.
Still, it's a pretty pretty pretty good show.

And i saw a picture of his daughter the other day- wow.  not sure how she can share half of his DNA but she is gorgeous.  probably not too bright if she dated Pete Davidson though.

I didn't hear that he had passed. That's too bad.  I like this show but haven't stayed up with it in the later seasons.  David himself really annoys me with his politics.  Read in an interview that he 'hates republicans' and doesn't want them to watch his show.  i find his hard-line party stance very off-putting, and i think he is probably in the dictionary under self-hating Jew.  My Rabbi friend says he doesn't even consider David to be Jewish at this point because he bashes Jewish people so much.
Still, it's a pretty pretty pretty good show.

And i saw a picture of his daughter the other day- wow.  not sure how she can share half of his DNA but she is gorgeous.  probably not too bright if she dated Pete Davidson though.

I don’t pay attention to an entertainers political opinion. I mean, we wouldn’t really be U2 fans if we cared what party they support. U2 makes great music, Larry David makes great comedy, who cares what their political opinions are. 99% of the entertainment industry are on the left. Best just to ignore their politics and appreciate their art.

“PS: Your cunt is in the sink”

Quote from: Shank Asu on November 06, 2019, 03:52:02 PM

I didn't hear that he had passed. That's too bad.  I like this show but haven't stayed up with it in the later seasons.  David himself really annoys me with his politics.  Read in an interview that he 'hates republicans' and doesn't want them to watch his show.  i find his hard-line party stance very off-putting, and i think he is probably in the dictionary under self-hating Jew.  My Rabbi friend says he doesn't even consider David to be Jewish at this point because he bashes Jewish people so much.
Still, it's a pretty pretty pretty good show.

And i saw a picture of his daughter the other day- wow.  not sure how she can share half of his DNA but she is gorgeous.  probably not too bright if she dated Pete Davidson though.

I don’t pay attention to an entertainers political opinion. I mean, we wouldn’t really be U2 fans if we cared what party they support. U2 makes great music, Larry David makes great comedy, who cares what their political opinions are. 99% of the entertainment industry are on the left. Best just to ignore their politics and appreciate their art.

I do my best but some people make it difficult when they shove it in your face and just assume you agree with them.

My Dad used to watch this show and enjoy it. I FINALLY got round to giving it a go the other night, as i spotted it was on TV.
I have to say, i gave 2 episodes a watch...and didnt even smirk ONCE. It was not funny/amusing, in any way shape or from.
I get the gist of the show. Its about a man who goes through life, getting himself into awkward situations, which are supposed to be amusing.
Nah.....not for me

Boooo


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*BUMP*

The Conan stuff this week was hilarious. 

*BUMP*

The Conan stuff this week was hilarious. 

Conan is playing the opposite of his persona


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Quote from: MPare1966 on March 25, 2024, 10:42:51 PM

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The Conan stuff this week was hilarious. 

Conan is playing the opposite of his persona


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That’s what made it hilarious. I nailed it.

A bit of an interesting factoid.

Richard obviously always has a new love in his life that is the “one” since the pilot. The woman he picks up at the end of this last episode was his actual wife, Joyce.


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A bit of an interesting factoid.

Richard obviously always has a new love in his life that is the “one” since the pilot. The woman he picks up at the end of this last episode was his actual wife, Joyce.


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Also a bit of a callback to a Seinfeld episode.

#BeyondBO

A bit of an interesting factoid.

Richard obviously always has a new love in his life that is the “one” since the pilot. The woman he picks up at the end of this last episode was his actual wife, Joyce.


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Very cool.

The girlfriend he had in the Accidental Text on Purpose was really good looking. Right up my alley. She didn’t like being called honey though and didn’t appreciate Larry’s erection. 

They missed such an obvious ending to this weeks episode.

Instead of the masseuse and Larry leaving Bruce watching the movie, the masseuse should have offered Bruce a happy ending and then Bruce should have invited her in and told Larry to fuck off.

It was right there for them, they set it up for it. Gotta take the low hanging fruit.