The best comedy on TV returns for season 10 in early 2020. Unfortunately Bob Einstein who played the great Marty Funkhouser died earlier this year.
In honour of Marty and the return of Curb let’s look at some of the best quotes over the years.
Marty: “If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this antisemitic shithole.”
Marty: “Ignore him? It’s a 14 foot long cock”
Larry: “Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex that I ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing.”
Marty:” So when did your orgasm. When she said she'll fuck the Jew out of you?”
Larry: “if you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, would the Chinese kid do better?”
Larry: “So your last name is "Black"?
That's like if my last name was "Jew", like Larry Jew.”
Nurse: “You want to tell me what you're driving at?”
Larry: “I'll tell you what I'm driving at! I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!”
Cheryl's Dad (reading obituary): "Devoted sister, beloved cunt"?! That's what you put in the paper?!”
Larry: “This is a typo! It should be "aunt"!”