Prior to the highly anticipated wrestling match with a
YUGE Alligator, Talk U2 forum member Wons begins to analyze every possible statistic predicting the outcome of a human Vs. alligator wrestling match. After contemplating every possible outcome aloud over several
hours days, Talk U2 forum member Wons then begins to recite every known instance in the history of mankind where an alligator and a human have actually wrestled, and then gives a thorough critique of the results. After critiquing these results for several
hours days, it is suddenly apparent that the
YUGE alligator is nowhere to be found.
After an extensive search of the swamp has taken place, the
YUGE alligator is found hanging by a rope from a nearby tree, death by apparent suicide. Authorities cut down the beast and see a note pinned to its forehead, which reads simply
"I GIVE UP".
It appears as though congratulations are in order for Talk U2 Forum member Wons, winner of
YUGE Alligator wrestling match (by default).
