U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans

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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2019, 06:55:00 PM »
Probably one of Bono's 'friends'.  People of consequence.

That could be their next album...

"Songs for People of Consequence"

A collection of songs that is punk rock from the board room and the corridors of power.

1. The Miracle of Joey Biden

2. Breakfast at Hillary's

3. The Ballad of Steve Jobs

4. You're More Than a Number, You're My Little Tim Cook

5. The Obama You've Been Craving

6. Then I saw her Facebook, Now I'm an Investor

You forgot Sleep Like Soros Tonight.

LOL

I look forward to hearing these on the Triggered Trump Tears Tour.

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« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2019, 07:25:44 PM »
Did Bono jump out of a giant cake and sing Happy Birthday Mr VIP?
The Edge: “[Eno] would love to see us making albums a bit more like [Zooropa]. Where we go, ‘You know what? We’re not going to second-guess any of this. Let’s just go for it.’”

U2 Fans: We'd all love to see that, Edge.

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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2019, 10:15:16 PM »
I can see the argument now: Ali - Bono tell me the truth, did you just play the gig so you could eat cake without telling me?
Bono:...........yes.
I love Rock N' Roll...so I booked a room at the heartbreak hotel and there, the music plays on and on.

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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2019, 10:40:16 PM »
In Bono’s defence it was in between tours. He can eat all the hors d'oeuvres and party pies he wants!
The Edge: “[Eno] would love to see us making albums a bit more like [Zooropa]. Where we go, ‘You know what? We’re not going to second-guess any of this. Let’s just go for it.’”

U2 Fans: We'd all love to see that, Edge.

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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2019, 04:35:24 AM »
They played in town on my birthday once.

It's just a shame it was my 8th birthday, and I'd never heard of them.
So they never popped by for sandwiches and crisps followed by jelly and ice cream...oh well, the invite is still there lads!
Would love them to play on my birthday again (wouldn't we all).
One love, One blood, One life;
You got to do what you should.
One life; With each other
Sisters, Brothers
One life; But we're not the same
We get to carry each other, Carry each other

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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2019, 09:48:51 AM »
I still have trouble stomaching them playing AMAAW for Hillary and Bill.   I love that song


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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2019, 10:03:13 AM »
I still have trouble stomaching them playing AMAAW for Hillary and Bill.   I love that song


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Yeah, that was kind of a BAD bellyache.
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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2019, 01:03:57 PM »
I still have trouble stomaching them playing AMAAW for Hillary and Bill.   I love that song


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The mysterious distance between Bill and Hillary's respective beds.


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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2019, 01:25:43 PM »
I still have trouble stomaching them playing AMAAW for Hillary and Bill.   I love that song


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The mysterious distance between Bill and Hillary's respective beds.
Oh, ewwwwwwwwwww.
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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2019, 01:36:39 PM »
I still have trouble stomaching them playing AMAAW for Hillary and Bill.   I love that song


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The mysterious distance between Bill and Hillary's respective beds.
Oh, ewwwwwwwwwww.

Don't worry Riff, they aren't even pushed together, let alone in the same room I bet. (But it is a vision that is hard to un-see  :o )

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Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2019, 01:40:39 PM »
I still have trouble stomaching them playing AMAAW for Hillary and Bill.   I love that song


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The mysterious distance between Bill and Hillary's respective beds.
Oh, ewwwwwwwwwww.

Don't worry Riff, they aren't even pushed together, let alone in the same room I bet. (But it is a vision that is hard to un-see  :o )
Yeah, just the thought of those two...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Actually, MOST people shouldn't be allowed to breed!
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guest94

Re: U2 now play birthday parties for corporate titans
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2019, 07:52:13 PM »
I still have trouble stomaching them playing AMAAW for Hillary and Bill.   I love that song


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Me too. I like that song but debuting it for the Clintons just seemed cheap.