doin' dumb sh!t

I'm too busy laughing at you to share my own stupidity!

I think Riffy could write a novel about her's!

I think Riffy could write a novel about her's!

Yep, I'm the queen of dumb shit.

here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

A couple of years ago I stayed overnight at the airport before my flight to Greece the next morning.I slipped on the shower floor, I had a small ladies razor in my hand--- and I managed to gouge a small chunk of skin out of my chin As with small cuts the bugger wouldn't stop bleeding for ages so I had mounds of blood-soaked tissue in the bathroom before it stopped.For the first week of my holiday I had a plaster on my chin--not a good look but, I laughed about this later, because I told people I'd slipped in the rain at the airport in the UK, in June, and that was more believable than what actually happened   

A million years ago, I got up (quite hungover) one morning, showered, dressed, drove the 25 minutes to work, pulled into the parking lot.
Realized it was Saturday and the place was closed.

here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

My dumb elevator story occurred in Nashville when I was a teenager.   I was playing chicken with the door sensor when it locked in on my arm.  It went up 3 floors.  Thought I was gonna lose a limb.  Of course my sister was laughing her ass off. 


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Quote from: JTNash on February 12, 2019, 11:53:00 AM

here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

My dumb elevator story occurred in Nashville when I was a teenager.   I was playing chicken with the door sensor when it locked in on my arm.  It went up 3 floors.  Thought I was gonna lose a limb.  Of course my sister was laughing her ass off. 


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  Welll we do have lots of elevators in Nashville and more going in each day

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Quote from: JTNash on February 12, 2019, 11:53:00 AM

here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

My dumb elevator story occurred in Nashville when I was a teenager.   I was playing chicken with the door sensor when it locked in on my arm.  It went up 3 floors.  Thought I was gonna lose a limb.  Of course my sister was laughing her ass off. 


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  Welll we do have lots of elevators in Nashville and more going in each day

Um, I, um, I can't tell you what I did in an elevator.

Quote from: JTNash on February 13, 2019, 03:59:20 PM

Quote from: Zeropartii on February 13, 2019, 03:27:19 PM

Quote from: JTNash on February 12, 2019, 11:53:00 AM

here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

My dumb elevator story occurred in Nashville when I was a teenager.   I was playing chicken with the door sensor when it locked in on my arm.  It went up 3 floors.  Thought I was gonna lose a limb.  Of course my sister was laughing her ass off. 


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  Welll we do have lots of elevators in Nashville and more going in each day

Um, I, um, I can't tell you what I did in an elevator.

I’m sure it’s the same thing I did at a Ted Nugent concert on the grass

And it definitely applies to doing dumb shit

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A million years ago, I got up (quite hungover) one morning, showered, dressed, drove the 25 minutes to work, pulled into the parking lot.
Realized it was Saturday and the place was closed.

worst hang over ever

Quote from: riffraff on February 13, 2019, 02:37:31 PM

A million years ago, I got up (quite hungover) one morning, showered, dressed, drove the 25 minutes to work, pulled into the parking lot.
Realized it was Saturday and the place was closed.

worst hang over ever

Nope...the worst hangover ever was....really doing dumb shit...drinking two bottles of Boonesfarm apple wine, getting stoned. Threw up for 11 hours. THAT is dumb. Of course, I was only 17, so I was supposed to be dumb.

I think this qualifies. My dumb story last night.

Puts toothpaste on electric toothbrush
Starts toothbrush just before putting it in mouth
Toothpaste goes flying into right eye.
Right eye burns like hell.

 

I think this qualifies. My dumb story last night.

Puts toothpaste on electric toothbrush
Starts toothbrush just before putting it in mouth
Toothpaste goes flying into right eye.
Right eye burns like hell.

 

Sorry about your eye, but that REALLY made me laugh. And also reminded me of the time we were camping...went to brush my teeth at night (in the dark) and put antiseptic cream on my toothbrush by mistake. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW