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doin' dumb sh!t
« on: February 11, 2019, 02:54:33 PM »
Last night, I was furiously airdrumming along to some Tool song...and somehow I managed to fling my reading glasses off with the tip of my right thumb as I was going for an air cymbal on the left side of my air drumkit. Danny Carey got me all crossed up, hahahahahahahaha. Anyway, my reading glasses broke when they hit the floor.

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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2019, 05:24:36 PM »
I'm too busy laughing at you to share my own stupidity!
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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2019, 06:08:36 PM »
I think Riffy could write a novel about her's!
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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2019, 06:36:27 PM »
I think Riffy could write a novel about her's!
Yep, I'm the queen of dumb shit.
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2019, 11:53:00 AM »
here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to
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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2019, 01:46:37 PM »
A couple of years ago I stayed overnight at the airport before my flight to Greece the next morning.I slipped on the shower floor, I had a small ladies razor in my hand--- and I managed to gouge a small chunk of skin out of my chin :-[ As with small cuts the bugger wouldn't stop bleeding for ages so I had mounds of blood-soaked tissue in the bathroom before it stopped.For the first week of my holiday I had a plaster on my chin--not a good look but, I laughed about this later, because I told people I'd slipped in the rain at the airport in the UK, in June, and that was more believable than what actually happened  ;D 
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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2019, 02:37:31 PM »
A million years ago, I got up (quite hungover) one morning, showered, dressed, drove the 25 minutes to work, pulled into the parking lot.
Realized it was Saturday and the place was closed.
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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2019, 03:27:19 PM »
here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

My dumb elevator story occurred in Nashville when I was a teenager.   I was playing chicken with the door sensor when it locked in on my arm.  It went up 3 floors.  Thought I was gonna lose a limb.  Of course my sister was laughing her ass off. 


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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2019, 03:59:20 PM »
here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

My dumb elevator story occurred in Nashville when I was a teenager.   I was playing chicken with the door sensor when it locked in on my arm.  It went up 3 floors.  Thought I was gonna lose a limb.  Of course my sister was laughing her ass off. 


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  Welll we do have lots of elevators in Nashville and more going in each day
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2019, 04:00:36 PM »
here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

My dumb elevator story occurred in Nashville when I was a teenager.   I was playing chicken with the door sensor when it locked in on my arm.  It went up 3 floors.  Thought I was gonna lose a limb.  Of course my sister was laughing her ass off. 


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  Welll we do have lots of elevators in Nashville and more going in each day
Um, I, um, I can't tell you what I did in an elevator.
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doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2019, 07:46:01 PM »
here's one so I was in the elevator and couldn't;t figure out why it wasn't closing the door and going up, yeah because I kept hitting the button of the floor I was on instead of the one I wanted to go to

My dumb elevator story occurred in Nashville when I was a teenager.   I was playing chicken with the door sensor when it locked in on my arm.  It went up 3 floors.  Thought I was gonna lose a limb.  Of course my sister was laughing her ass off. 


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  Welll we do have lots of elevators in Nashville and more going in each day
Um, I, um, I can't tell you what I did in an elevator.
I知 sure it痴 the same thing I did at a Ted Nugent concert on the grass

And it definitely applies to doing dumb shit

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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2019, 03:56:01 AM »
A million years ago, I got up (quite hungover) one morning, showered, dressed, drove the 25 minutes to work, pulled into the parking lot.
Realized it was Saturday and the place was closed.
worst hang over ever
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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2019, 06:21:06 AM »
A million years ago, I got up (quite hungover) one morning, showered, dressed, drove the 25 minutes to work, pulled into the parking lot.
Realized it was Saturday and the place was closed.
worst hang over ever
Nope...the worst hangover ever was....really doing dumb shit...drinking two bottles of Boonesfarm apple wine, getting stoned. Threw up for 11 hours. THAT is dumb. Of course, I was only 17, so I was supposed to be dumb.
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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2019, 12:17:10 PM »
I think this qualifies. My dumb story last night.

Puts toothpaste on electric toothbrush
Starts toothbrush just before putting it in mouth
Toothpaste goes flying into right eye.
Right eye burns like hell.

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Re: doin' dumb sh!t
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2019, 12:23:16 PM »
I think this qualifies. My dumb story last night.

Puts toothpaste on electric toothbrush
Starts toothbrush just before putting it in mouth
Toothpaste goes flying into right eye.
Right eye burns like hell.

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Sorry about your eye, but that REALLY made me laugh. And also reminded me of the time we were camping...went to brush my teeth at night (in the dark) and put antiseptic cream on my toothbrush by mistake. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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