TalkU2 Kitchen

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TalkU2 Kitchen
« on: January 19, 2019, 04:12:47 PM »
I thought It would be interesting to create a "Fridge" "Freezer" and "Cupboard" thread to make this place feel homey.

Members can insert items into the kitchen. Members can take items from the kitchen and receive virtual refreshment.

I stock the fridge with:

Bread
Butter
Raspberry jam
Tomatoes
Onions
Ham slices
Milk
Cream
Turkey slices
Cheddar slices
Veggie Burgers (freezer)
Lettuce
Mayonaise
Mustard

Stocks the beer fridge with:
Heineken
White Wine
Red Wine
Bottled Water
Coke


Stocks cupboard with:
Sliced Olives
White beans
Olive Oil
Salt
Pepper
Rosemary
Parsley
Thyme
Oregano
Coffee

Codeguy immediately takes two slices of bread, makes a sandwich with ham, tomato, mayo and lettuce
Makes some hot coffee. Adds cream. Feels refreshed.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2019, 10:24:41 PM by Codeguy »
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2019, 04:15:28 PM »
Does this thread require thinking?  I don't like threads that require thinking.


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Re: TalkU2Kitchen
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2019, 04:31:43 PM »
As long as there's beer in there somewhere, no changes need to be made.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2019, 05:11:47 AM by an tha »
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2019, 05:39:25 PM »
Does this thread require thinking?  I don't like threads that require thinking.
You need a heineken. Codeguy hands TD a Heineken.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2019, 05:12:14 AM by an tha »
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2019, 05:45:13 PM »
Riffy adds Coors Light to the fridge.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2019, 05:12:32 AM by an tha »
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2019, 06:08:12 PM »
Atu2 kitchen???
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2019, 06:39:14 PM »
Atu2 kitchen???
NO! AtU2 Kitchen. There's a HUGE difference!
« Last Edit: January 20, 2019, 05:13:04 AM by an tha »
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2019, 10:25:14 PM »
Atu2 kitchen???
NO! AtU2 Kitchen. There's a HUGE difference!
oops - fixed it. I need a shot of whiskey now. where’s the whiskey ????
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2019, 05:13:51 AM »
In the kitchen somewhere...
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2019, 05:46:31 AM »
Yeah, but where's the darn kitchen?
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2019, 02:32:45 PM »
Codeguy puts some Johnny Black and Paddy in the cupboard.
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2019, 02:47:32 PM »
Riffy has a wee nip of the Paddy that Codeguy put in.
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2019, 01:14:32 PM »
Does this thread require thinking?  I don't like threads that require thinking.
You need a heineken. Codeguy hands TD a Heineken.
Glad you mention Heineken! So Dutch people like me feel at home.

I'd like to mention for you that Heineken isn't even the best Dutch beer. Beers like Hertog Jan and Brand will make the status of Heineken collapse into 'just some water from the lake'.
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2019, 01:44:39 PM »
Codeguy puts some Hertog Jan in the fridge
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Re: TalkU2 Kitchen
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2019, 01:59:11 PM »
Only takes some lettuce, tomatoes and onions from the fridge and olives and olive oil from the cupboard and makes a nice salad.  Then she puts some eggs in the fridge.
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