Words of wisdom

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Words of wisdom
« on: January 02, 2019, 09:44:18 PM »
Confucius say "Man who go through airport metal detector sideways is going to Bangkok"

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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2019, 11:13:54 PM »
Whenever youíre wrong, just admit it. Whenever youíre right, just shut up.  ;D
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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2019, 06:30:15 AM »
Don't go through life looking backwards...you're bound to run into yourself.
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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2019, 07:08:13 AM »
Donít eat yellow snow


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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2019, 08:06:45 AM »
Speaking of yellow snow...

Never lie to the dog.
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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2019, 02:24:38 PM »
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2019, 02:26:55 PM »
you cant polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter!

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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2019, 05:42:30 PM »
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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excellent!!!
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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2019, 07:50:23 PM »
Donít get in a puking contest with a buzzard you canít win


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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2019, 09:00:03 PM »
If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.
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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2019, 09:14:31 PM »
My dad's words of wisdom:
"Wherever you go, there you are."

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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2019, 09:32:13 PM »
When in Rome do not be a Christian.


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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2019, 09:29:52 PM »
Do not count a man dead until you've seen his body. And even then, you can make a mistake.

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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2019, 09:48:26 PM »
In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.
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Re: Words of wisdom
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2019, 03:11:12 AM »
Never assume youíre pregnant. Sometimes itís Nutella.
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