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U2 funny
« on: August 28, 2018, 10:21:33 PM »


Waiter, Iím sorry but thereís a four star sophomore album in my gin.


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Re: U2 funny
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2020, 09:56:50 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2020, 10:06:41 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2020, 10:08:24 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2020, 11:12:21 AM »
You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight, these tears are going nowhere

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Re: U2 funny
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2020, 01:25:38 PM »
my house

*snrk*

It occurs to me these probably belong somewhere in the General U2 section, but I didn't find a "funny" thread there. So, onward:

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Re: U2 funny
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2020, 01:00:11 PM »
haha
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2020, 03:59:22 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2020, 04:36:35 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2020, 05:15:32 PM »
This is a story that's been doing the rounds for decades. Not sure if everyone has heard it.

Bono addresses a crowd after showing a video about famine in Africa.

He starts clapping his hands slowly.

He says "We need to [clap] take famine in [clap] Africa seriously. [clap] Every time I clap [clap] my hands, a child in Africa dies [clap]"

An audience member says: "Stop clapping"

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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2020, 05:28:41 PM »
This is a story that's been doing the rounds for decades. Not sure if everyone has heard it.

Bono addresses a crowd after showing a video about famine in Africa.

He starts clapping his hands slowly.

He says "We need to [clap] take famine in [clap] Africa seriously. [clap] Every time I clap [clap] my hands, a child in Africa dies [clap]"

An audience member says: "Stop clapping"



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Re: U2 funny
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2020, 05:30:39 PM »
It was probably our beloved Smee, the Scotsman!
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Re: U2 funny
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2020, 10:11:31 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2020, 10:13:26 AM »
You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight, these tears are going nowhere