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The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread

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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2017, 06:34:11 PM »
"Well I am only the best Rock Star in the biggest band on this planet!!" So the cop
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2017, 06:43:28 PM »
asked for his autograph, and while Bono was signing it, the cop asked What band?
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2017, 06:44:46 PM »
Bono was insulted and threw down the pen and paper, then said "Don't you even recognize me?" The cop said
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2017, 06:48:01 PM »
Are you Boy George?
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2017, 06:52:24 PM »
Bono was furious! So he started singing Sunday Bloody Sunday, and then said, "Now do you know?" The cop
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2017, 06:57:34 PM »
said Oh I know...you're Mick Jagger!
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2017, 07:03:06 PM »
Bono turned red in the face and started swearing!  He got fed up and said, "I'm Justin Bieber! Can't you tell? So the cop
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2017, 07:08:40 PM »
said Justin, may I please take you home to meet my daughter...she's a big fan!?
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2017, 07:10:17 PM »
Bono said, "Sure why not! Let's see her reaction!" So the cop took him home and brought him up to her daughter's room and she
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2017, 07:12:33 PM »
Quote from: OnlyU2 on October 23, 2017, 07:10:17 PM
Bono said, "Sure why not! Let's see her reaction!" So the cop took him home and brought him up to her daughter's room and she

leapt up and down with excitement and flung herself at Bono, saying "who cares about Justin Bieber? This man here is a genuine Rock God!" So her father
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2017, 07:14:02 PM »
got down on his hands and knees and begged Bono for forgiveness.  Bono just patted him on the head and said
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2017, 07:21:25 PM »
"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? "Then Bono walked over


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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2017, 07:35:12 PM »
to the guy's daughter, took her by the hand, and told her to GET A NEW FATHER!
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2017, 07:37:11 PM »
so the daughter asked Bono if he would be her Daddy, so Bono
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Re: The "Continuing U2 Story" Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2017, 07:38:14 PM »
told her that he already has four kids, but sure, what's one more! The young girl was
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